Earl of Punkape

What have been doing with your member to require regular basting in Swarfega? Are animals involved?

Excellent...that’s three horses out of the betting..

My family made a fortune in Jamaica and we were compensated when slavery was abolished.One ancestor suspected no compensation would be paid and shipped his slaves to the Carolinas in the 1820’s and made another fortune up to US abolition in the 1860’s. Many black people in the Carolinas have the Punkape surname as well as many in Jamaica. lol.

It’s trans Dolpf Ludgren.. lol.

If you sat on a duck where would the bill go ?

The Duke of Edinburgh was the World Carriage driving champion on several occasions...

Hello we haven’t been introduced and we never will be . Fuck off.

Hello Ape Have you been sanitising yourself during lockdown?

What about a Jacobite rebellion against Sturgeon and new links with Rome? The Duke of Norfolk could be your Catholic King...

No he was our number 8.... No doubt you buy After 8’s from your usual supplier..... lol.....

You won’t last long when Sturgeon gets independence for you....

My 2 month ban was an outrage in view of the nonce allegation festival that took place on one of threads running concurrently. Anyhow my current fears for the Corner centre on the emergence of seriously lame and deranged new contributors to the board who may already have overstayed their welcome...

No I meant pubic school... Cretin.

At my public school we had few women to chase except members of the kitchen staff who were socially inferior gorgons. We were however prolific wankers. One chap managed 14 wanks in a day whilst in the infirmary....all the more remarkable as he had Chickenpox at the time.... lol.

No doubt you would march in sympathy with a live octopus in your knickers.... lol.

The KMT were an evil bunch of scum on a par with Mao’s lot. You would have jumped into bed with either side for a bowl of Suk and Sour. lol.

Most people at this University will have AIDS.

I’ll bet you deliberately infected yourself with AIDS so you could target ethnic minorities for infection....

Reported.

I’ll bet you’ve caught HIV from one of their teachers you repellent AIDS encrusted scum bucket....

I’ll bet your offspring have been furloughed from Ann Summers...

You seem to be the sort that would go to Thailand for your “golf holiday” and chip in for Gary Glitter’s legal bill upon arrival.. lol.

What an absolute bunch of cunts.

Most professional golfers are working class and put on a pedestal by ordinary golfers who try to emulate them and screw the game up in the process. Reed is a peasant and bumptious but is incredibly good and successful at the professional game much to the annoyance of his fellow professionals. He’s been smeared as a cheat for petty rules infringement by bitter journeyman golfing oiks who have never won anything.You pick up on the story and howl about it because you probably cheat at golf yourself and cheat on your civil partner with transgender Albanian rentboys.... lol.

You know nothing about golf and have merely regurgitated nonsense from the anti golf media like some reactionary spoon fed baboon.