White Cunt

But only the rude ones.

Unfortunately, it’s getting a bit crowded under there. But my accommodating, ever so slightly unhinged neighbour, seems like a chap who favours a dead body over a live one and has plenty of room for a party behind his rotting garage.

That's exactly what I said to the plod.

Unwelcome and fastidious little wankers. Particularly when they cordon off my back garden without warning and start scratching on Sunday morning.

Why? Was she recording?

Well, the only reason for reporting these awols is the high dependence on their dole money, which benefits the other hovel dwellers, as well as having a temporary disruption of access to the local meth supplier, the acquaintance of the missing one. The plod has to be seen doing their job, sort of, to avoid the axe of local force trimmings and potential pension shrinkflation. They should start with looking behind the sofa and the local offie or cast the net to include the chippie and the bus station.

The sock doesn't go with the skirt and makes the leg look shorter.

According to the Beebs, they have managed to recruit six outstanding gentlemen, who are making Britain proud in Jesus land by scrapping with the Yanks and literally pissing their jobs away. So it can’t be too hard to recruit, with or without marketing, as long as there are such dregs around, willing to do the job.

Tell that to the EU migrants.

A very unbiased corporation. Pfff. They publish a very reduced pool of collected information and their carpets are legendary for plushness.

Yeah. Instead of dealing with the Brexit/ no Brexit tremendous pile of shit, lets spend more time and energy on splitting hairs in the minutiae of some pervert flogging bill.

To Birmingham?

But they will let you keep your white walking stick.

So what happened to those three distinguished gentlemen who provided the blow, fucking and video services? Have they been promoted?

It’s not just the youth paying through the nose for this crap. A lot of bored, over compensated, retired halfwits and the unemployed fill those rip off joints. I, like you, take my coffee to work and avoid these fucking places.

That’s cheap outsourcing for you.

He tried. But his sagging arse got stuck in his XL wheelchair.

Just for the time being. Now that the supply of cheap, imported labour is beginning to run low and a number of corporate grabbings stuffed the chains with debts to the gills, the prices can only go up and the service down. The new “improved “ cappuccino will be dolled out with a price tag worthy of a Persian rug, courtesy of self-service or some local fumbling tuskers (only at high end joints), taking hours to prepare anything, apart from thei own rolls of Rizzla, for the upcoming break.

It’s the haggis gene coming out.

He is also a frequent user of disabled toilets.

They no longer have such great interest in their flocks’ frolicking. Pornography is free at the point of entry on the internet. Ask any priest.

The Chinks are getting the leftovers from the old, colonial pillage. And sales of modern weapons tend to deliver higher profit margins than bridges and trains. So Chinks work the most for the least. As per the usual.

Anyone using these places, deserves exactly what they get. An expensive pile of shit.

Cloaked, pornography and dirty videos. What brought this to mind?

Indeed. The sooner she goes, the better. I can’t bear to read/watch her performances any more. It’s so degrading having her in the top job. What a letdown.