Stubby Pecker

Ape is a physically fit man in his mid 40s. Frank is a spindly limbed poof pushing 60 with cancer, AIDS and other rear end issues due to years of rampant homosexuality. It’ll be almost as one sided as when I taught Eddie a lesson in unarmed combat in that desolate Swindon car park.

I’d go a few dozen cut a paste Rev rants at the moment rather than listen to the thrill a minute ramblings of Ted cunt blast and his ilk

Haven’t you got a Ming to drag out of the freezer so she’s good and defrosted for Fridays ‘date night’?

Rammstein- Dalai Lama Fucking rocking tune. And a cheerful one too about the worlds deadliest air crash Translating Rammstein lyrics is ill advised, unless you want to be very disturbed

Not a patch on the @Rev God I miss that foul mouthed horrible Scot’s cunt

Roland TB303, the force of acid

I’d still fuck the arse off it, leaving its dung passage battered with a gallon of man gravy, possibly snapping the skinny bint in two during a frenzied double fisting session

Holy Fuck!

Bay of BisGay

German (pillow) Bight

Portland Billy

England are clearly favourites due to our at least 10 back up pace bowlers and the Aussies shear ineptitude of batting in English conditions. As for Anderson, win or loose, he won’t be retiring until he’s good a ready. When he does, he’ll probably announce it on a grey November afternoon in Burnley.

Franks got form at every naval base from here to the Black Sea. The wizened old poof probably has a wall chart and calendar of which boat of Village People look-alikes is docking next.

2 poofs twice daily is a mantra Frank has lived by since his 16th birthday I bet I’ve watched more fucking Bluey than most…. When I was in Kalgoorlie it was 46 cunting degrees. All that’s there is a massive hole in the ground, topless barmaids and dozens of pissed up natives lying around

Two black eyes and one brown. Fatty was hanging out the back of the latter

I don’t fucking think so pal. The old bats been pestering me for years about becoming a mod (a fucking good one mind) but this would require reading every bastard word of her inane conversations (arguments) with the deranged ulster cunt. After that shite, I’d then have to put aside 3 hours a day to read pens binge posting about her stupid fucking eyes, lack of children and massive cock. Come to think of it, it’s all yours. As for old misery guts blue tit picture metaphor (it’s eating the pollen on those willow buds, an important food source this time of year), I guess the pennies finally dropped and she’s realised life is for living and appreciating, not trying in vain to referee a bunch of fuckwits. She’ll be missed.

This could possibly explain a lot; we’ve all obviously assumed that dr dog shite simply hung around puppies arseholes and amassed a huge collection of canid stools for his sick hobby. However, if he is one of the tribe, there’s got to be some money in it.

I’d wager the average chap in cave man times had better manners, hygiene and toilet etiquette in than all the smelly filthy frogs that have ever lived. Fuck off you geriatric, goose buggering, kraut appeasing, smelly little turd of a man.

Never mind this shite Bawys, it’s kicking right off in Jerusalem. With any luck, every disaffected sand wallah in the region will try to storm Israel and take back what’s theirs. The kikes will slaughter the fucking lot of course, but lose at least half of there lot in the process. Good result for the rest of the world

@Franks not got it in him these days. As impotent here as he is in life. No wonder he takes it up the shitter so readily.

“Bumming in the Family” more fucking like: Pip being dry rooted by his latest boyfriend and Timmy roaring up a pre schooler I hope the latter gets brutally gang raped by neo nazi skinheads and left to bleed to death while the screws watch laughing

I’ve written to the Italians, Frogs and Danes for the awful treatment the Romans, Vikings and Normans handed out to my poor ancestors. I’ve got PTSD just imagining it. No response as yet.

Not like a Virgin

Alright lads?

The Beast is back. I reckon I can get a repeat performance in less than 48 hours. If I can be bothered