Stubby Pecker

Turn the sound down you silly old cunt, put on some Bach and smash one out.

As opposed to sucking them off like punkers does, for money, on the dark web, at the violent behest of his brutal pimps...

I agree. If he'd have got any runs early season he'd have played against the safas, but he bust his hand (I think) against early on. He played some good knocks in India and he's a gutsy little cunt to do it with a broken finger. We need guys with some metal who can bat a whole session a piss those convict wankers right off.

I think you probably do bet, heavily. You're right though, I do love egg and chips, anyone who doesn't should be shot, and a love a good sing song with my kids.

Come on you cunts make him laugh away the tears

It'll be worth it to see you and your mates signing e petitions and vegan farting to Downing Street with some witty placards

How very dare you, Eduardo only goes to the subcontinent to abuse the natives, I don't think he's got the chops to mess with the curry munchers of brum unless they were hassling some innocent maiden in the car park, the hero.

Credit where credits due billiam/willy boy/corbs fuck off

She looks like a Somali compared to the other swamp beasts. Neil would and pansy already has. Back doors totally smashed in.

One of your many weaknesses, bubba, as a wiseman once told me, is that your clearly not as cleaver as you think you are. Every cunt here can see this, leading to the conclusion you're extremely thick and your attempts to shit stir are just as obvious. At best you're a very poor mans decimus, someone who you've latched on to like a school yard weed-you even copy him with the brilliantly original rattled call. I expect the next line of attack would be someone's family as you've got some recent history here. Now run along and cry yourself to sleep like your aforementioned object of homo erotic hero worship does every time he dares to spar with his intellectual superior. Another weakness is you're also a slithering two faced cunt, something many here have told me.

Well baited trap to rid us of the lowest scum bags here? Maybe, but still no excuse.

You stupid fucking idiot. Fuck off and good riddance.

I couldn't agree more. How these bush pigs feel it's acceptable to waddle around or even allow themselves to get like this in the first place is beyond the realms of human decency. There's no excuse for women who haven't had kids not to be reasonably fit. If you're ugly and thick at least make sure you've got a good chassis. This also applies to all men-cut down on the pies and beer and do some fucking exercise you fat lazy cunts.

I agree with punkape here-cunt inspections before the event and after in the showers. I've just got the job

Chill out and go and have a furious wank

We'll take 3 openers to oz so cook and 2 from Jennings, Stoneman and haseeb. If stoney gets runs against windies (.good luck with the pink ball and a wet wicket) it'll be a shoot between the other 2 as to who makes more runs for their county starting now. Looks like they might play woakes instead of malan, not that we need an extra bowler for their shite batting line up but I bet he gets more runs.

Too late. That wet puddle he's sitting in is mostly piss but quite a lot of tears as well. I think when folk are nasty to him when his imaginary friends aren't around he just can't cope. It's a trait of the welsh I believe

To be perfectly honest, I haven't frequented the two Butchers I used to drink in for several years now. Lovely pubs, shit beer. It's very hard to get away for a night on the piss and I hate the hangovers now, even more so when the kids down understand the meaning of a lie in and jump on my guts at 6 in the morning. Well done for trawling/trolling my posts if that's where you gleaned this nugget. I won't to the same to your unremarkable history as I know they're all shite

Fuck off frank you VILE shit eating toad. No need to tell bubba here, just slap him aside the head after he's finished sucking your shrivelled little willy.

I've never known such ingratitude. Let it be remembered I tried to be the better man only for you to show a real lack of backbone here. But as you're a welsh it's understandable.

Frank, frank, decs gives a wank, bubbas a dribbling spaz, bills a homo who idolises bono and eddies a confirmed grass

Just me a punkers at the moment. He's invited me ' golfing' tomorrow. I'm taking superglue for my arsehole and a claw hammer lest it's a trap. You're welcome to join us, just try to speak with a non oikish accent as the course doesn't allow welsh

Bubba, I'm offering an olive branch to come over to my team. Decs and frank have launched a withering attack on my good name which has me close to breaking, proper rattled. They don't really like you anyway. I love wales

I sense a ban before the nights up, it's heading that way. ps his new avatar is worse than panzys

Die frank die. Your bastard son decs is spraying spittle left right and centre, have a word else he does something silly