Hokey Gingers

Angela was in fair trim back in the day....

Weirdo.

Wholesome?

His name was Tracy.

He shrieked and stated he was a Doctor and "...my patients need me !!" The animals on the most endangered species list love it when Dr. No gets a thick lip. Oriental cunt.

Jocks can do whatever the fuck they like just leave the Tunnock`s factory you cunt.

I`m pretty sure we`re all being played here by vested interests and fed a version of events propagated by the media. No proof and knee jerk bombing of a Syrian airfield. Seems ISIS have air support after all.

Well at least now he`ll not only be associated with that large hooter. He has added another string to his bow. He likes smell of faeces ...down that massive fuck off hooter he`s got.

Really Olly, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Of all the people to pick on.What were you thinking? Baffling.

The Brexit all feels slightly phoney to me. One would assume with the clock already ticking and the opportunities realised the go getters would be champing at the bit. However, there doesn`t seem to be any urgency at all to build new ships or plan major nationwide investment for the near future that would help us to become less dependent on the European fuckers for food, goods etc. and i reckon that`s the signals the government should be sending to Junkers and co. The banning of Playstation and X Boxes to be replaced by compulsory after school activities like rifle shooting and bayonet practice on garlic stuffed, paella laden dummies wearing lederhosen seems odds on to get Angela`s panties in a bunch and would send the message we`re not fucking about. Two years will be gone in the blink of an eye and as a Nation we should be aiming for a head start on these cunts that were never our friends, or allies, by any stretch. Evenhandedly Yours, HG.

Plumb bob ?

Graham Norton will sort you out with a free sausage supper Manky. With mayo.

l`d still imagine it tastes nicer than Irn Bru. " Hey, there`s sweetcorn in my pop."

Ah, a repeat customer The name on the side of the van is changed to "Jamie`s Gavel" for legal reasons but it`s essentially the same pish. Leave the money / lead in the usual place sweet cheeks....

It`s nothing to do with us invading their lands Fender, i don`t remember seeing footage of Belgian tanks and Swedish soldiers climbing over dead bodies in the Middle East. Don`t give me this small minority pish either. This has been an ongoing experiment brought about by the EU because of the lowering fertility in Western Europeans and their belief once here third, fourth, fifth generations will turn their back on the religion of peace and embrace Western freedoms and liberal values, what happened, and will happen again, is an acceptable sacrifice for the greater good. Just like Northern Ireland or Iraq. One squaddie a week was do-able but 20, 30 a week would mean somebody in power would have to actually do something. The enemy is inside the gates and by fair means or foul they will get their way eventually. I am also available for childrens parties and after orgies " what went wrong there.." breakdowns.

Some old codger told me this one was ok though (cough)...

Why Mrs.Roops, it seems your trying very hard to trigger some of our posters.

Heard Elgar`s "Nimrod" on an ad recently. Not a classical fan by any stretch but using it to flog stuff seemed to cheapen it. Book Drake or however cunts listens to these days. Cunts.

If MI5 were switched on they should have stolen the body out of the morgue and hidden it. What could the cunts have said. Hope it`s hailstones and driving rain tomorrow and pleurisy all round, failing Michael Stone turning up obviously.

Yeah, we know you used it first Nobby.

They`re all a bunch of self centered glory hunting bastards, the worst of which has to be that God awful Grace Jones lookalikee, fucking Denise Lewis. She jumps around like something on drugs which ironically half the field are and has no sense of lady like decorum which prompts me to believe when she orgasms the whole fucking street will know about it. Olympians all have to be the centre of attention and it`s always about me,me,me. The vast amount of money wasted on these bastards is eye watering and still countries get themselves into crippling dept to have a month of world attention and then decades of civic cuts paying for it, Rio games being a disaster for Brazil. If your a praise and glory whore save somebody`s fucking eyesight, pledge time to local charities, do something for other people not just yourself you sponsored, run around in circles no decorum bastards.

They`re like those before and after photos of crack addicts only those ladies look as if they were addicted to a diet of Lucozade and dripping.

Fucking legend.