Hokey Gingers

This fucker is testament to the fact no matter how filthy rich one may be class is a commodity that your either born with or your not. This ginger haired bell end is a fucking disgrace to all decent bogtrotters and benefit cheats although in fairness he`s worshiped by schoolboys and neanderthals in equal measure apparently. A wonderful example of Irishness.

French medals,they`re the one`s you want. Rarer than hobby horse dung...

Monumental, it all depends on your, now what did the cunt with the made up job say, " level of enlightenment...." as to how you can use your imagination to process an obvious load of old shite into someone`s future plausible reality. Pen i`m getting quite worried for you love. You seem very "snappy" with some members and i`m starting to regret buying that picnic basket now. Evening Primrose Oil.

There`s a storm coming, when it arrives it`ll be every man, woman, boyflux, femfluid, cock weeping bastard for themselves. Hit the reset and start again.

Some fine sporting guns there, i like the 14.5" barrel for the ducks.

The Forsyth family all stood in the Crematorium, the hatch opens the coffin lurches in and the hatch closes again. A Brucie recording rings out " 30 seconds to name what you`ve seen..." " Ah, there was a coffin, gas pipes.....rollers..."

What the fuck was he doing wearing a dressing gown in the middle of the street in the middle of the day ?

He was lamentable in Twister. Apparently even when the game came out at parties he involuntarily shat.

I`d send a spacecraft full of Flat Earthers up first just to straighten them out then do a Saddam on the cunts* on the runway as they trudged back off.

It seems as though we don`t need God anymore. Science has transformed our lives over the last few centuries and given us, the Western countries at least, better health, longer lifetimes ( there`s even talk of the first human reaching two hundred years old ) and a quality of life that would be unrecognisable to previous generations. That said if any of you cunts know anything about entropy you`ll realise the Universe is moving steadily from a highly ordered state to a disordered state, re. the second law of thermodynamics, and as we all know a highly ordered state is, by it`s very nature, less probable than a disordered one so how did all the order appear in the first place you know it all ballbags? Tomorrows lecture will be: Hey Cunts, Where Did All The Water Come From ?

Wouldn`t it be great if someone over compensated.... " Chicken balls and chow mein.....chow mein......chicken balls and chow mein...chow mein." Burn them. Now.

Has the Duracell`s let you down again Pen?

They got those snazzy man carts off Cuban Gumtree.

The little Syrian girls and boys will be welcomed by some sections in Asian communities in the North of England, Pakistani and Bangledeshi. They have an ever increasing well documented history of adoring children.

Uday and Qusay were indeed sterling chaps Pen, I can only imagine the high jinks when those two rascals were out on the pull.

A businessman was in need of a new secretary for his successful office. Advertising for the post resulted in lots of applications but the businessman whittled it down to three possibles who, by their cv`s, were all similar in experience and qualifications. Unable to separate them he came up with a plan to test the applicants. He placed a £20 in their desk drawer and offered each applicant a weeks trial. The first young lady found the £20, slipped it in to her handbag and spent in on make up during her lunchbreak. The next Monday morning the second young lady found the money, stuck it on a horse, 10-1 outsider which romped home. She gave all the money including the stake money back to her boss. The following week the final applicant on finding the money in her desk drawer immediately handed it over to her boss stating it wasn`t hers. Who got the job? ˙sʇıʇ bıq ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ǝuo ǝɥʇ :ɹǝʍsuɐ ˙ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ

Ewan McGregor needs that fucking hat punched down his throat then kicked in the belly till his arsehole bleeds. I don`t care for him. Cunt.

I`ve warmed to the fucker over the campaign and I`m looking forward to see if can do a better job than the two previous assholes. The amount of negativity surrounding him, propagated by the Democratic party allied to the mainstream media, is nothing short of astounding and he hasn`t even been sworn in yet. The upside is Joe Public or anyone that wasn`t " aware " of the media bias, evident sadly in our own BBC, surely must be well and truly educated by now. Fake news, sitting on news, not reporting it altogether if it goes against your narrative has been exposed as a tactic and people wonder whose hand is on the tiller steering us in a direction they want us to go. I could go on but as I recently subscribed to a European "glamour" website I seem to be somewhat distracted and losing my train of thought.

Why is it you always look miserable after a good booting, Harvey Price excluded ofcoarse...

I remember a small Chinese medicine "stand" opening briefly in one of the local shopping centres in town. A small middle aged Chinese lady was handing out promotion flyers to the passing shoppers to drum up some trade presumably. Anyway, I took one and on returning past her no more than a minute later she handed me another . My only conclusion, as I was wearing a distinctive Washington Redskins jacket , was whitey all look the same.

Sitting in your own turkey twizzler induced methane cloud can`t be much fun William and I fear it`s gone to your head. For fucks sake book a holiday.