Neil
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Did you think "a dead fish,what a strange present?"
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I've got a 'part' for her
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I had one that was issued to commemorate the BBC programme 'The Good Old Days',It had white hands and a black face,wouldn't be allowed these days
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I bought a lovely designer watch,gold case,black leather strap,It was a 'Beadle Chronograph' so named because it had a big hand and a little hand Ithangyou
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Girlfriends don't have four legs and bark Knob
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Are you hitting on me you fucking bender? I love dogs but I couldn't eat a whole one
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I'd have put a hose from the exhaust into the car to make sure the flea bitten shit machine did die,shame it wasn't mondays temperature I love hotdogs
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ATM?...I bet you're an expert
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Just shows how wrong you could be,perhaps I over estimated you,How was Skegness? Fuck off
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Did you enjoy Benidorm?
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I go on 'All reclusive' breaks,villas in the hills with no cunt anywhere near me,especially british cunts.
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Not the first time some cunt from Leeds got shot Franny Jeffers was a cunt
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Somethink,anythink,nothink.......boils my fucking piss
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A greedy fat cunts paradise,wouldn't go near one if you gave it to me for free.Sub standard food and watered down drink,Sun reading lemmings probably from some council house shit hole estate who turn into even bigger cuntsticks than normal.
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Don't forget the footy shirts and the next balcony diving fuckwit thinking he can fly.You can't walk for fear of being run over by a bergundy coloured spaz tractor.Utter cuntfest
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Cunts who go on holiday and ask you to look after their relatives.
Neil replied to scotty's topic in The Corner
Could have been worse,They could have asked to look after their dogs,fucking shitting all over your lawn and stinking your house out.Hairy,smelly,slobbering dirty shit cunts -
I took my last girlfriend out to the woods and she said how 'scary' it was,"what about me"I said,"ive got to walk back alone"
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The man's a legend,eyebrows like wallpaper paste brushes and more tweed than your average Edinburgh Woolen Mill shop.I wish he'd fucking shoot cyclists,especially the country lane blocking cunts
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That's a case of "fart and give me a clue"
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A poor man's Robin Friday
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At least the prozzies that hitch hike would be safe,Punkers will have to search on foot now
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It's the only place in England where the streets outside are cleaner than the homes inside Kipper tie anyone?
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Hello Repeat bollocks Fuck off Cunt
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Is there really a 'back streets' area of Heartsease ?,fucking hell,If the front streets are anything to go by it must resemble Beirut. Do you realise how fucking difficult it is to drag a drugged up torso indoors when the fucking door opens outwards?
