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Ape™️

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  1. The image, as you well know, is what some of the tin foil brigade are using to substantiate their absurd claims. I’ve neither the time or the inclination to go wading through yet another load of conspiracy theory bollocks. I’ll just assume that the simplest explanation is true - that the fires were as a result of high temperatures and strong winds. I find the ‘simplest explanation’ approach works well when applied to other conspiracy theories, such as 9/11 and the lunar landings.
  2. Let’s hope Drew doesn’t associate the word ‘parsec’ with secateurs and their use in chopping of foreskins…
  3. I’m sure if ‘Eavens were still here he’d think up some superb alternative lyrics to this, appropriate for our resident scat-obsessed wrong’un.
  4. Oh lol LOL LOL - comedy gold! A far better way to solve our energy problems is simply to burn weird cunts like you in power station furnaces.
  5. Yeah @Eric Cuntman keep up! Drink a litre of meths then read the thread again!
  6. I’m not denying the existence of such weapons, I’m simply saying that they weren’t used to torch Maui. The image being touted around by some of the tin foil brigade, that appears to show some high energy beam from space, is actually a time-lapse photograph of a SpaceX launch.
  7. So I express a view about Trump, that I’m fully entitled to hold, and you wade in with a load of tired, repetitive, unfunny bollocks. What a bizarre Individual.
  8. What a prize cunt Trump is. Seeing him in jail will bring me enormous pleasure.
  9. I wouldn’t put it past him to try and claim the red spot of blood interpretation, as he’ll have no recollection of making the post by now.
  10. If you were Drew, you’d be unconscious at this time of night.
  11. Did you manage to read and understand the comment I was responding to, dickhead? And as for calling me a nonce: reported.
  12. Yes - one massive fucking missile shoved in the nose, with a spring release to fire it.
  13. Look what I found buried in the garage. Going to get a replacement missile 3D printed at work.
  14. I think you’ve finally lost the plot, Bill.
  15. You imagine a lot of things, but the unfortunate reality is that you’re an absolute fucking bellend.
  16. Wow - that’s me put back in my box!
  17. You’ll be unconscious by half time, pissed out of your tiny mind. The only fluids being discharged will either be white cider or urine, you spectacularly stupid fucking cunt.
  18. If you made lager, it’d be full of cancer.
  19. Hilarious. Sorry my views aren’t aligned with yours. Fuck off.
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