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Ape™️

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  1. And there, in a nutshell, is the reason you are widely regarded as a thick piece of shit.
  2. Rule one of 'Stickers club - never, ever try to befriend the cunt.
  3. Hopefully a full on, level three meltdown. Now that, would be fucking fantastic.
  4. Yes, getting up early is one of the side effects of having a job and some purpose in life - something a weedy little faggot such as yourself will never understand. lol. Fuck off.
  5. OK, to support your diabolically shit comment, please provide me with the "modern equivalent" of this still widely used phrase. Cretin.
  6. There's no need to be that offensive, you spiteful little bastard.
  7. You quickly realised you'd posted a load of fucking nonsense on this occasion, and you corrected it. Please try to be as vigilant with your other posts, as they generally come across as the garbled outpourings of a village idiot. Lol. Lol. fuck off.
  8. Corrected your spastic typo I see. Lol. Wanker.
  9. I suppose I'm doing it all wrong. I should become an alcoholic waste of space - that's what the birds really like. Lol. lol.
  10. On a serious note Punkers, what's your opinion of Drew? To me he's clearly an alcoholic waste of oxygen, but I'd appreciate another point of view.
  11. The right to bear arms! God bless America. What a bunch of retarded, 'backy chewing wankers. They deserve everything they get. Yeee haaaa.
  12. Yes, a remote control kids one, with a 1.8 m diameter carbon fibre rotor running at 2000 rpm, with an 8 hp electric motor running at 50 volts and around 120 A. As you say, kids stuff. You are a stupid, alcoholic wanker, Drew. Accept it. Accept it, and fuck off. lol.
  13. I'd love to "inflect" some serious damage to your puny, aids-ridden body with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.
  14. Ape™️

    Poachers.

    I see you and 'eavens have become firm friends Fatters.
  15. You have way too much time on your hands Ding, you pedantic, multi-quoting tosser.
  16. Change the record you repetitive, whining idiot.
  17. Why? Because I hate football and golf? Go back to trying to become best mates with @Punkape you shameless wanker.
  18. The same kind that play golf - stupid fucking wankers. Lol. fuck off.
  19. Ape™️

    Serena Williams

    An excellent piece, Rev. I was particularly impressed with the way you've managed to express my intense dislike of Judy Murray so succinctly. I've been trying for years to find an appropriately offensive way in which to refer to her, and now I have it.
  20. Poofs, irons and thick pieces of mindless, vile, predominantly racist scum. My, my, what a broad spectrum of people football attracts.
  21. Ape™️

    Glastonbury.

    Are you cruising for a bit of Punky cock?
  22. Arse licking wanker. Who the fuck do you think you are? Some kind of CC sage giving advice to one of his understudies? Shameless creep.
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