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Kindly explain how flying model aircraft (an activity that you would fail miserably at, due to your inherent stupidity) can be classed as attention seeking? It's a very rewarding hobby, and far safer than poking your cock through glory holes at the local pitch and putt. Fuck off.

Are you craving attention? You seem to be constantly churning out the same shit lines, despite you being the only one who finds them even remotely amusing.

Well that certainly put us all in our place. Now, what was @Roadkill saying earlier? Something about long-winded replies I think. Yes, that was it - long winded replies in which you attempt to appear "good".

And also factually correct - you've made yourself look a complete prick.

Or more specifically, horses on modern roads. Whilst driving today, I had to swerve to avoid what I believed to be an animal in the road. However, as I got very close it became apparent in was a huge, steaming pile of fucking horse shit. A little further down the road there was a rolling queue of about a dozen cars, and at the front, two pony-and-trap type things causing long delays since there was no passing space. I'm not against horses, but I am against them being out on public roads, causing traffic chaos, shitting all over the place, with their riders expecting to be treated courteously by frustrated, road tax paying motorists. The era of horses on the roads died long ago, but due to ridiculous legacy laws, they are still permitted to trott along down busy highways, often at utterly fucking selfish and inconsiderate times of day.

Hahahahahahaha! Fucking brilliant!

Never has anyone had a more appropriate user name than him.

Why do you seem to believe that people would seek your respect? Deluded wanker - nobody gives a fuck.

Nothing schoolyard about it - just stating the facts.

Fuck off you thick, tedious and colossally stupid wanker.

These fucking cars are almost exclusively driven by dawdling old cunts with the reactions of a slug that's had a heavy dose of Mogadon. I can clearly imagine Pen in one. Fuck off.

You actually took time out to research a name to crack this fantastic little pun? Christ almighty, what a fucking wanker you are!

Found this: look at the author......

All we can do is hope, and pray.

Don't forget he's also a massive fucking cunt.

You complete and utter fucking wanker.

According to who?

Withers, when are you going to realise that absolutely nobody gives a fuck about anything you say or do, ever?

So, the stupid fucking wankers choice? Intolerable little fool. Fuck off.

Fuck off Jazz.

Yeah, it's absolutely hilarious. Ha, ha, ha.

Yes, and then there's you. Head and shoulders above every cunt in existence, with the obvious exception of Jazz. Fuck off.

Well said, Spankers. The immovable cunt vs the unstoppable wanker, engaged in an epic bore-off.

Sounds like someone is on the lookout for wanking material.

I've always had Punky down as the receiver......