So, what you're saying here is that you'd like to poke your little willy into Decimus' head, presumably once you've killed him? As 'Baws said - this is getting rather weird now.
'Eavens is probably wearing one and a pair of piss stained white y fronts like Rik from The Young Ones, staggering around his bedsit, off his face on meths again.
Try and remain on topic, turd face. If you want to post your usual crap, please do so on the open forum. This is a legitimate nom, about something that annoys me intensely. Fool.
Fuck off with your oh-so-hilarious tee shirt with the quirky little picture. It doesn't make you look cool and slightly edgy - it make you look like a stupid fucking cunt. Fuck off.
I suspect you're very, very drunk an awful lot. Perhaps you should consider getting a job and contributing to society, rather than getting pissed on cheap vodka every night. Stupid, thick, repetitive piece of worthless shit.