Ape™️
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Religious fucking nonsense. Some cunt is deemed exceptionally holy and performs great acts of kindness etc and he becomes a saint. I'd imagine Punkape would become Saint Semen, the sucker of cock.
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Morning Punkers! You seem a bit grumpy this morning - did your rent boy spit instead of swallow?
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Indeed, you fucking maniac.
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Imagine the japes if you'd asked to see Phyllis, but instead had been given syphilis? Fuck off.
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Bricktop!
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I regard you as a stupid fucking cunt, who lives in a fantasy world. Fuck off.
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BBC iPlayer detects the mentality of those viewing a programme, and provides suitable services accordingly. Spacker.
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You're a fucking disgrace, you despicable little fudge packer.
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Ding, I realise it's Xmas, but even that can't excuse this load of utter, utter fucking shit. If I could indeed give you the brandy, I'd make sure it was enough to kill you. Merry Christmas.
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By skint, do you mean "blew all my benefits on crack"?
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Ratty, do these hilarious japes just pop into your head, or do you sit and concoct them?
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The Punkape version of this song, which explains a lot: "Last Christmas I gave you my arse"
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So the fact it was busy prevented you placing your goods on the conveyor in a sensible order? I can't see why you've had a problem to be honest.
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You've got it bad for George, haven't you Punkers? Fucking poofs, the pair of you. lol. lol.
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If you place your goods on the conveyor in a sensible order, keeping the the fragile items until last, this won't happen. It's common sense really.
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Very, very tightly I'd imagine.
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It doesn't matter what the original topic is - sooner or later (sooner 99.9999% of the time) you swing the subject back round to male anal sex. It's clear that you are a chocolate dipper.
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If your asking if I've begun taking an interest in men's bottoms, then the answer is no.
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I'm just looking out for you Punkers. You are widely regarded as a bit of a spastic on CC, and I don't want to see you sink further.
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A fair point, but even with being French as a starting point, you've blossomed into something horrific.
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Withers, you've become a vile piece of shit over the last few months. I think it's time you explained yourself.
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Punky - have you been on the claret at the club today? I ask as you're being more of a spastic than you normally are, incredible as it may seem.
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The same old tired fucking drivel. AIDS this, AIDS that, Abraham hit me with a wiffle ball bat.
