Ape™️
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A good punch in the throat was more what I was thinking. Whether or not they're available from Tescos I couldn't say.
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She'd "do" you pretty quick, that's for sure.....
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Er yes, absolutely - it was my wife.
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Err OK Spunky, I'll get her to post on Cunts Corner: Fuck off Spunkrape, you obnoxious, bigoted, thick fucking idiot. Best regards, Mrs Ape. Lol. Lol.
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Aww shucks Bawsey, it means a lot coming from you....
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Why? She thinks you're a fucking idiot too.
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Did you go to confession? I'm sure there's no need really - God already knows you're a fucking idiot. After all, he created you.
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This sentence really showcases your stupidity. Very well done!
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Evening Walter, you resplendent turd! I was rather hoping you'd been nail-gunned to a cross this weekend.
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Fuck off Walter - the only "throne" you have a claim to is the toilet seat of your local glory hole cubicle.
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Fascinating.
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Careful Bubbles, you don't want to incur the wrath of that fucking idiot - he'll be making little comments about you in various unrelated threads before you know it, the stupid fucking prick.
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People Who Stand Two Abreast On Escalators And Moving Walkways
Ape™️ replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
Fucking brilliant as ever Walter, you splendid cretin! -
Why are you digging up posts that are nearly a year old? Looking for new material to work your comedy magic on? Lol. Lol. Cunt.
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People Who Stand Two Abreast On Escalators And Moving Walkways
Ape™️ replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
Fucking right Luke, these are, by a long way, the worst offenders. Fucking cunts. -
Just because you aren't in any hurry doesn't give you the right to create a rolling roadblock. Keep to one side and let those of us who wish to get a move on past, you stupid, dawdling cunts.
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Lol. Lol.
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It's a similar system that generates Punkape's posts, but without the intelligence, obviously.
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I suspect the irony of your reference to IQ, in this disgraceful attempt to use the written word, is entirely lost on you. Stupid cunt. Lol. Lol.
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Lol. Lol.
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Did she shake your hand?
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I don't want to see Spunky put in a box - well not a metaphorical box anyway. A coffin would, however, be perfectly acceptable.
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I sincerely fucking hope so - what a ghastly creature.
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He does seem to have a bit of a Tesco fixation. I assume it's due to him not being able to afford to shop there, and feeling resentful of those that can.
