Ape™️
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You've surpassed yourself with this display of sheer fucking idiocy. Very well done.
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1.26 and falling.
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Just popped round to see a mate and instantly noticed something very different in his appearance. His fucking teeth were so ridiculously white I was left speechless. This obsession for the supposedly "perfect American smile" is rife these days, and now teeth bleaching seems to be the norm with celebrities, along with plastic surgery and Botox. Rylan Clark looks like he's been gargling with Tipp-ex, the stupid cunt. And seeing a gracefully ageing actor or musician with these whiter that white veneered gnashers just looks fucking wrong. Fuck off.
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Because they're "mushies" Snatchers. Surely it's obvious?
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I imagine you find simple tasks like remembering to breathe a challenge.
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Not in the slightest. It's only the thickies on here that have no understanding of the level of engineering and pilot skill that goes into flying. I suppose I could take up imaginary golf or flood filling CC with mindless drivel, but no, I'll stick to my "toy" helicopters.
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Been to that RC flying club you mentioned in a PM to me a while back?
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More worryingly, why would an "adult" spend so much of his life on a strange little Internet forum, pretending to be something he's clearly isn't, whilst playing out his twisted homosexual fantasies? Fucking beats me. Fuck off.
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I implore you both - shut the fuck up.
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No, but I may fly some of my highly complex and expensive rotary wing craft. You weedy little poof.
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Any arse-banditry planned for the weekend, or are you resting your ring?
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And all this is reflected in his current cunt Index of 1.27
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One thing he's never done is shut the fuck up, that's for sure.
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I'm sure it must be about time for you to die.
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Her serve is spectacularly annoying - stupid clockwork bitch.
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Where have you been all week, you silly little poof? Banged up in the cooler or getting banged up the backside?
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Much as I fucking hate to admit it, that was pretty good, Panzy.
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So what was last year? The year from purgatory?
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Do you derive some form of perverse pleasure from being, or pretending to be, a complete fucking drip?
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Fuck off.
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@r-soles can you explain the fucking nonsense in your message signature? Are you some kind of dungeons and dragons playing weirdo?
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Fuck off. You are eminently capable of being that fucking "stoopid". Are you now expecting us to believe that you were aware of this error?
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Cunts Who Attempt To Drive To The Coast During A Heatwave
Ape™️ replied to Ape™️'s topic in The Corner
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Until you've witnessed Profb, you'll never know just how fucking thick a "person" can be. However, to give you a taster, have a read of some Panzy or Monumental posts, and apply a large scaling factor.
