Ape™️

What if someone were to post a PM to name and shame a slithering French hypocrite wanker, for example?

I have ordered not one, not two, but three crates of poppers! We are having it large!

You seem to be getting a little obsessed with Ape. You've searched back to a nom made three years ago just to enable you to make another of your oh-so-hilarious little comments. I notice the reference to balsa wood in the edit too. Once I'd stopped laughing hysterically at your comedic genius, I actually felt a tiny amount of pity for you. In direct response to the content of your post, I am pleased that you once considered me great. It's highly unlikely anyone has, or ever will bestow such praise upon you.

Loving the fact 'eavens "liked" this drivel. You need to take a long, hard look at the continual stream of dreadful noms your program posts. It's time you were updated, reformatted or preferably murdered.

You, of all people, should keep your mouth firmly shut when the subject matter is shite noms. Your back catalogue is staggering. Edit: I've just processed your latest stats and your Cunt Index is now at 1.29 - an all time low. You've been posting an awful lot of utter shite lately, and the index reflects this. Try and remember that quality is more important than quantity.

Someone famous or well known has died. Quick - post a nom about it on CC as soon as possible - that'll be entertaining. Take, as a very recent example, the death of Barry Norman. Look at the lazy, useless wanker who immediately nominated it.

Fair point.

Is it against forum rules to publish PM's?

And there, in a nutshell, is the reason you are widely regarded as a thick piece of shit.

Rule one of 'Stickers club - never, ever try to befriend the cunt.

Hopefully a full on, level three meltdown. Now that, would be fucking fantastic.

1.31 - an all time low.

Yes, getting up early is one of the side effects of having a job and some purpose in life - something a weedy little faggot such as yourself will never understand. lol. Fuck off.

OK, to support your diabolically shit comment, please provide me with the "modern equivalent" of this still widely used phrase. Cretin.

There's no need to be that offensive, you spiteful little bastard.

You quickly realised you'd posted a load of fucking nonsense on this occasion, and you corrected it. Please try to be as vigilant with your other posts, as they generally come across as the garbled outpourings of a village idiot. Lol. Lol. fuck off.

Corrected your spastic typo I see. Lol. Wanker.

I suppose I'm doing it all wrong. I should become an alcoholic waste of space - that's what the birds really like. Lol. lol.

On a serious note Punkers, what's your opinion of Drew? To me he's clearly an alcoholic waste of oxygen, but I'd appreciate another point of view.

The right to bear arms! God bless America. What a bunch of retarded, 'backy chewing wankers. They deserve everything they get. Yeee haaaa.

Yes, a remote control kids one, with a 1.8 m diameter carbon fibre rotor running at 2000 rpm, with an 8 hp electric motor running at 50 volts and around 120 A. As you say, kids stuff. You are a stupid, alcoholic wanker, Drew. Accept it. Accept it, and fuck off. lol.

I'd love to "inflect" some serious damage to your puny, aids-ridden body with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

I see you and 'eavens have become firm friends Fatters.

You have way too much time on your hands Ding, you pedantic, multi-quoting tosser.

Change the record you repetitive, whining idiot.