Jump to content
CUNTS CORNER TWITTER ACCOUNT ID @CuntsCorner ×
Donations towards site upkeep will be thankfully received and faithfully applied....

Ape™️

Members
  • Posts

    11,189
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Ape™️

  1. Hopefully, even a weapons grade cretin like you can identify a typo, and work out what was intended. Now, fuck off.
  2. Explain the though processes (if any) you use to create a nom like this. It really is a load of contrived fucking bollocks, and you're a fucking idiot.
  3. Ape™️

    BoJo of the FO

    Indeed - we have much to learn from TC. He's a fucking class act.
  4. Ape™️

    Pokemon go

    Just imagine the magnitude of spacker you'd get if it was possible to combine the stupidity of TC and IKTC.
  5. You really are a tedious, repetitive fucking idiot, aren't you? A seemingly boundless source of utter fucking drivel.
  6. Please don't feel flattered; that was never my intention. And yes, I do have a colossal penis. You fucking poof. lol. Lol.
  7. Yes Punky, but you read a crumpled copy from the previous day, retrieved from a bin at Macclesfield station. You fucking tramp. lol. Lol.
  8. Ape™️

    I hate Cats

    I absolutely fucking detest Yazz and that shitting cunt of a song. Jazz is a fartslice.
  9. Ape™️

    BoJo of the FO

    Maybe he'll get something up his A-hole whilst he's down it?
  10. Ape™️

    BoJo of the FO

    Perhaps no news is bad news? Or good news, depending on whether or not you think he's a cunt and wish him dead.
  11. Hello Scotters, glad someone understands my ramblings - been on the piss tonight ?
  12. They jumped ship from Jane Mansfield.
  13. He's probably just got lobsterisimus bumakisimiss, or lobsters up the arsehole to lay-folk.
  14. Try a comment about his kid - see if he goes mental.
  15. Ape™️

    Pokemon go

    Who the fuck is pokeman? Some kind of arse bandit super hero?
  16. Nice to see you getting on with yourself.
  17. Careful - he'll own you.
  18. Do you live in a evil lair?
  19. So, around thirteen then. What level are you in English?
  20. Are you twelve? Thirteen perhaps? Keystage 3?
×
×
  • Create New...