Witheredscrote

Greggs are now seriously rebranding themselves, even dropping the name. May I suggest they call themselves 'Paedo Pies'

How I laugh at the thought of those in the cooler right now. Reduced to grassing each other for an extra crust of bread. Bubba is still not speaking to me Snatch, do you think it's because I beat him at conkers?

Yes, a proper cunt by any other name.

I thought Bubba was Welsh?

We have already done that.

I give not a fig for your USA & Australian problems. Anything purchased from either country has a taint to it, and should not be encouraged. Fuck off

I can quite believe that. If God saw you coming he would say ' Quick, it's that cunt, hide'

Serves all the Brexiteers right. The stupid cunts will have to make do with fucking Cheddar and piss poor English wine.

BOLS. Which spelt backwards, sums you up.

Bollocks, I am with Fergus 100% on this. He has the right to protect his investments. I have been on the receiving end of smelly tenants. Only last year I let Frank have one of my gites, and even now the smell of stale jiz and diarrhea pervade the place. A coloured plumber did eventually manage to get the wig out of the 'U'bend, using a lobster pick ( his name was Alfiodobo Noakaboogo and he drove a Citroen van ).

Punky drinks a lot of champagne. Is this what you are implying?

I have found this nom rather good, and can only put your comments down to sour grapes. Just because there are no lobsters in your local canal, only old empty pilchard tins

Ratty doesn't know how to handle lobsters, and Ape can only handle a tin opener

I found this nom more than acceptable in the current climate, and the writer has injected some thought provoking comments, and a little humour. You, on the other hand, are a boring, caravan towing, baked bean eating cunt.

What the fuck is this, have you had a stroke? If Bubba were here he would properly sort you out. It's very quiet without him, don't you agree.

Apparently he and his gay partner have sex with lobsters

What, like Ant & Dec you mean

Might as well have been, when Costner landed on the Sussex beach he walked to Nottingham Forest in a day. That's why Morgan Freeman was in the film, as they are known to be good runners. MC throws things at the t v when this is on.

You are disabled, how can you run? Unless it was from the Benefit Agency fraud squad. Free loading cunt.

That's what U.S Navy Commander E Kimmel said on 7th December, 1941 at Pearl Harbour

A cracking nom Punkers. Now don't be goaded by the unbelievers on here, they are destined to an eternity in Hell with very sore botties. Keep flying the flag for morality.

Good news for Jade Goody fans, she is still losing weight.

Massive cock, that's stretching it.

With any luck the cloud you are sitting under is of the radioactive variety.