Witheredscrote

Get a life, you miserable cunt.

Big talk for a glorified paper clip counter. If you fancy a good kicking, I'm always willing. Frank has my address.

A cheap jibe, considering 'her' circumstances. If you are found dead in a skip, with a white cane shoved up your tattered rectum, I will say she was with me, train spotting, at the time. Fuck off.

I can. Cruelty to crabs for a start.

Well you couldn't achieve much in one week could you.

You absolute stupid drunken fucking cunt. You can't interrogate a corpse, though you would probably try to, you stupid drunken fucking cunt.

The only thing that would raise a laugh from me, is if I have sight of a certified copy of his death certificate. Preferably with cause of death 'Bad Aids & Cancer', and father 'Unknown'

I'd prefer to eat the dead slope, than anything that you've prepared.

Yeh, just dawned on him, that Ed's his brother.

Where do you think your finger lickin' chicken, that your type are so overly fond of, comes from. Farmer Giles Organic Farm. You stupid black cunt. Go shove a Georgian commode up your arse.

Indeed. 'To lose friends, you need to have made friends in the first place' Ming 2016. Gura Gura, Covent Garden. (R.I.P).

I'm certainly no fan of yours Frank, but I have to admit that you are definitely onto something. I once fed a working ferret a small piece of cannabis resin. The animal went mad and attacked me, and I'd reared it. If I were his family, I would be shitting bricks right now.

Bill is safe. With a brain the size of a rat's gonad, it would be easy to detect.

You can blame me for that. I was only willing to pay the cunt a tenner. If a jobs worth doing.........

You stupid fucking cunt.

Northern Cock (defunct)

I looked at a porn vid last night. 6 Nigerian lesbians having an orgy. 45 minutes of shady cunts on that.

Fucking hell Mike, when Roops reads all the above, she will naturally disagree with you, but you will have a friend for life. Try calling me a froggy nonce. I wager she will give you a'like'

All very sound on paper, but in reality, deep down you know that you will hit 40, and Mrs D will commence divorce proceedings, citing having to endure years of verbal abuse from a faux Paddy, weasel dicked little cunt. Bang goes the house, paying child maintenance, and to top it all, your knacker elastic goes overnight. Believe me, give it 6 months and you will be grovelling to @Cunty BigBollox for a cheap bedsit. If that fails, Frank will let you have futon, for a miserly two reach arounds per day. Fantasist sagging bollocks prick.

The thick cunts would probably revere him as a God, thinking that having long matchstick legs, supporting a 12" distended rectum, and a giant ego, couldn't possibly be of this world. They are welcome to the bent poof. I'm in, how much would buy a one way ticket?

Examining the bite marks around Frank's anal ring would probably confirm your conclusion.

I am with you in part, but respectful?. About 5 years ago, he proudly announced that, during a pre-dawn road run, he was taken short, and took a shit behind his neighbour's tree, on their front lawn. The filthy, dirty cunt.

I'm sure Ape is your man. There again, until 2 weeks ago, I was sure Schofield was straight.

So dirty in fact, they make us French look positively clean. The whole filthy bunch should use Swarfega as a shower gel.

@Eddie, I am pleased to see you are doing very well on the leaderboard. It's about time we saw a chocco up there, if only to see fucking Eric incandescent with rage.