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Witheredscrote

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  1. Being a good Catholic, he will not complain if he is. He is in all probability standing in his cell, dressed in a horse hair shirt, fladging himself, and whispering 'Lots Of Lashings'
  2. Repetitive bollocks, and furthermore you will be in deep shit when Punkers is paroled.
  3. Just imagine Drew sitting on his roof tied to the chimney all night, because he hasn't got an upstairs. That should cheer you up.
  4. What's going on Bubba?, Ding, Eric and quite a few others seem to have fallen victim to Nurse Roopched's lobotomy scheme, constantly pumping out spasticated drivel. Decs and Droopy are lost at sea, feared dead. QC's drug addiction is out of control, Punkers is in the slammer for posting something interesting. I feel very alone here. Please say something mate, if it's only fuck off.
  5. Witheredscrote

    EASTER !!!

    In all seriousness, the owner(s) of this site must be thinking that their investment is going down the shitter faster than last nights curry. Roops and Rick were driving members away at a steady rate, and then what does the man in a silly hat do?, he gives them a public endorsement, the stupid cunt. Now this pair of fuckwits are going all out for the kill. Proper and others have made the comment that others will step in, fill the gaps etc. Well it ain't happening is it. Rick, if you have any hot cross buns left, shove them up Roops arse as well. Fuck off.
  6. What the fuck is wrong with you, has Nurse Roopched given you a full frontal lobotomy. You pathetic cunt
  7. Witheredscrote

    EASTER !!!

    Rick, this is Cunts Corner, just look at it, Saturday night. There is more life in a mortuary. Kindly take you hot cross buns and shove them up your fucking arse, you humourless site killing cunt.
  8. Well if he is floating in the North Sea it will be difficult to distinguish him from all the other turds.
  9. Come on you tease, do a Janet and let us see a picky of your charlies. Its the least you can do.
  10. Really, I thought Quincy was a complete cock.
  11. Yes, fucking septics. On here we put up with Ding everyday and don't get excited.
  12. Don't waste your time responding to him Punkers, he's a pleb.
  13. Is that you on the road with the crutch, calling at one of your many addresses to collect your giro. You benefit scrounging, multi claiming work shy arsewipe. Pikey cunt.
  14. For me it was in the Gents on a Brittany Ferry, right next to a urinal and only 24" off the floor. ' MikeD is a dwarf and so am I. Bubba '
  15. More to the point, what is the point of you?. Pen pushing, paper shuffling cunt. I was hoping you had topped yourself along with Bubba.
  16. Paying by cash, luxury. In France anybody over 50 still pay by fucking cheque!, but first they redeem about 30 vouchers, which are checked individually. They stand there whilst items are scanned, and only when the cashier has told them the amount, do they then start the search for the fucking cheque book in their bag. Tearing the cheque out the book, handing to the cashier who prints it, handing it back to the customer who reads it in detail, signs it, and hands it back to the cashier takes another 5 minutes. Only then does the cunt start putting the goods back into the trolley, whilst stopping every 4th item to chat with the cashier who happens to be her cousins illegitimate daughter from a liaison with a swarthy sailor in Marseilles. Then the cashier leans over the desk, gives the old crone several bissous and says au revoir 8 times. Soppy French cunts are we not. Vivre
  17. The truth is that he is too tired to post. Pressure at work, so he told me. Apparently the Council have had to sack the girl who brings the coffee to his desk ( cutbacks?). The fat lazy cunt has to fetch his own from a machine in the corridor. Add to that, the fact that some filthy bastard is pushing dog shit through his letterbox at midnight. He is not happy.
  18. Los Bravos. 'Black is Black' 1st verse. Singalong a cunt. Black is black, we don't want RickB back He's gay, he's gay, since Punky had his way What can I do, 'cause I just want Roops gone too
  19. Tesco!. You are Mrs Ape and I demand my £ 50 Tena Lady voucher.
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