Witheredscrote

Probably Quincy, he is always shitting in mouths. It could also be Bubba, he must be running short what with the amount he talks.

Not a bad nom Ding, a lot better than 'God, Gays & Karma', but not quite as riveting as 'Fife Lesbian Kid Killers' which was brilliant.

My reversible Union Jack / Tricolore coat is being wore with great pride as I type...

Hallelujah, hallelujah. Lordy lordy.

Having a 1 hour respite from being nuked in Limoges hospital today. I, along with 4 Frenchmen, was sitting looking at the Men's walking race. One of them, with true French arrogance, said that they looked like a bunch of poofs with their effeminate walks. I had to agree with him, but couldn't resist asking him why there were no Frenchmen out front. Miserable cunt didn't find it amusing.

So by that reckoning Punkape's golf club should be hit by at least 3 quakes, 2 wildfires and a tsunami in the not too distant future ( with luck )

A.K.A. Eddie The Racist. I didn't recognise the cunt. He really has let his self go hasn't he.

Certainly not, why should I need that shit. I have 'la belle France' and many geese. It is enough for any man.

Well that places you under the table, face down in a paper plate of powder and exposed buttocks up, naturally. Quincy Cockfingers is a cunt.

Are your comments open to debate, I am trying to follow CC guidelines.

Huh, this is your idea of a discussion is it?

Oh dead oh dear, of late I have missed your witty, humorous and bold noms worthy of credit. Then you put up this pathetic boring shite. Get a grip or fuck off. Lets discuss this.

Scotty, I have given you a 'like'. When this nom reaches 100 pages will you promise to top yourself.

Well at least it is more entertaining than Frank's video. Just.

I had mine made into a rather unique key ring. You should see the reaction when I put my keys on the bar counter.

You for a fucking start

A boring fucking nom that is going nowhere. As I said in an earlier post that was removed, the only over tightening I am interested in is an arse rapists hands round your scrawny fucking neck.

Firm but fair

Just you wait till they decide on doing a 12 point biopsy on your prostate. It is like having E.T's finger shoved up there, and when the samples are being taken it makes a noise like an electric nail gun. Then if there is a REAL problem they can remove the prostate which is a 6 hour operation followed by 3 days of excruciating pain, a catheter fitted and pissing vin rouge for 4 days. Removing the catheter? don't ask! How I laughed. Have a good breakfast.

In 1994 I stopped off in Carlisle for a shit, it was very disappointing, and the town was no better.

You went to the U.S.A to look at day time t.v. and fat people.You really are one thick cunt. Go back there, do your best Al Jolson impression, and please get shot by a cop. Cunt

Don't take your disappointment out on Snatch. Its not his fault that you can't even get an arse shag in Brighton today. I am sure Ape is doing better than you, loser.

Fuck Dorset and Eddie, how's it going in Brighton?

How is it going in Brighton today Ape, are you full of 'Pride'. I should imagine that by now your boiler suit is ripped down the back from shoulders to knees, and your arse resembles a fisherman's wader full of ketchup. Take it steady and keep swigging the Prep.

Pretty close, but my cutting wit will never die.