I don't think anybody on here would allude to pot holing your snatch. What immediately sprang to mind was a concrete block , a rope, your neck and the deepest part of the English channel
a 1* offering at best by a FACELESS newbie . He is quick to stick his nose in though isn't he. I just hope that if he ever manages to erect the swing he falls off it and lands head first into a running wood mulcher.
Another fucking essay from a stupid cunt. Take your eight foot poles, steel elbows and bolts and shove them up your arse with your g.spot destroying finger... Oh and get an avatar you thick lazy twat
With any luck it was. She might have to start selling pics of her hairy again to raise some cash. I would buy one. It would be placed on the mantelpiece to keep the grandkid away from the fire.
Fucking hell, just what I needed after a wet morning chasing cattle across fields. Something light and humorous to cheer me up. Well done, I can't stop laughing.
Lots of disabled toilets in France. That's why we shit in fields. Can you imagine Fatty on a treadmill at his gym. It would look like a blancmange on top of a spin dryer
Congratulations to you and Ding, the 2 most humourless cunts to frequent this site. Scotty, upon reading your collective drivel, has abandoned his crusade and averted a long stay in a secure unit. R.I.P Sicki2