Yes, but the wooden pegs you are talking about are not the original gypsy wood pegs made of 1 piece of hazel wood, a bit of an Oxo tin, and a tintack. No spring, no bollocks, 10 for a shilling. Ask Gyps.
Well she didn't flex her minge muscles very hard or for very long did she. The deal is done. The French and Chinese influence grows in the U.K. In 20 years time you will all be either eating fine French cuisine or greasy Chinese takeaways. Manky will still be eating tripe and pot noodles. I will be dead.
Frank Zipper was fucking ace. Some say his 'Girl from Ipanema' was his best, but for me it was ' Sunday Morning with Frank' from his Bucket of Flids album...
R.I.P Frank
Very true. I have been residing in Norfolk for 2 weeks and have yet to find a decent pub. I did find one in Norwich that was clean, it was a Premier Inn bar, but I was accosted by a drunken piss soaked vagrant shouting about local government. He was screaming in my face ' buy me a pint you French cunt '. He was very aggressive so I left.
Ignore him Gongers, he is Nigerian and was run over by a Huskie dog sled team whilst holidaying in Siberia. Ironically he was carted off to hospital by the same conveyance, shouting 'Vodka white mans medicine, very bad, very strong'