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Witheredscrote

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  1. Polishing young boys woggles? Baden Powell was a cunt
  2. Fucking load of boring shite, just let me know when it is Brucey. Until then you can fuck right off.
  3. Please be a bit more specific you stairless cunt. Jeremy who? Corbyn, Vine, Clarkson, Wade, Irons.... All Jeremys' are cunts
  4. Yes, but the wooden pegs you are talking about are not the original gypsy wood pegs made of 1 piece of hazel wood, a bit of an Oxo tin, and a tintack. No spring, no bollocks, 10 for a shilling. Ask Gyps.
  5. Well she didn't flex her minge muscles very hard or for very long did she. The deal is done. The French and Chinese influence grows in the U.K. In 20 years time you will all be either eating fine French cuisine or greasy Chinese takeaways. Manky will still be eating tripe and pot noodles. I will be dead.
  6. He is a bad egg Bill, but then what do you expect from anybody living in Norfolk.
  7. Which was potted, the brown or the pink?
  8. It is a great pity you weren't introduced to him and shaking his hand when he was pushed into the crem furnace.
  9. Thank you for the confirmation, they were definitely the staff
  10. because you are a retard with poor eyesight?
  11. I nommed this stupid cunt 8 months ago, so do some research you repetitive cunt. Drink a litre of undiluted bleach, it stimulates the brain.
  12. Frank Zipper was fucking ace. Some say his 'Girl from Ipanema' was his best, but for me it was ' Sunday Morning with Frank' from his Bucket of Flids album... R.I.P Frank
  13. Did you know Luke is Nigerian. You will need your Estwing 24oz leather grip to crack his skull. lol
  14. Very true. I have been residing in Norfolk for 2 weeks and have yet to find a decent pub. I did find one in Norwich that was clean, it was a Premier Inn bar, but I was accosted by a drunken piss soaked vagrant shouting about local government. He was screaming in my face ' buy me a pint you French cunt '. He was very aggressive so I left.
  15. Ignore him Gongers, he is Nigerian and was run over by a Huskie dog sled team whilst holidaying in Siberia. Ironically he was carted off to hospital by the same conveyance, shouting 'Vodka white mans medicine, very bad, very strong'
  16. Fuck ripping into Manky, what about seeing off this McFuckwitcunty bastard. What an abysmal fucking nom, absolute wank.
  17. Surely you felt at home though, didn't you?
  18. Fuck off, there was plenty left but the gearbox was fucked and had to come out.
  19. Very good, and much more entertaining than a Frank video
  20. I only go for pedigrees. Why should I be interested in the progeny of an Irish bogtrotter mated with a Norfolk newt.
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