Frank

I don't know but the Hope still opens at 7 in the morning for the butchers of Smithfield.

Not great. Earlier this evening I was in the Punch Tavern on Fleet Street, in a corner quietly hunched over my phone with a pint of Electric Boogaloo. The door swung open and some loud tart popped her head in, looked directly at me, then turned to her mates and said... 'nah, it's full of coffin dodgers'. True.

https://x.com/thatcymraes/status/1724042982754590775?s=20 Lol, lol, LOL.

Ghastly.

Do you fancy an eyeball, Raasters? I'll be over at Holland Park with the peacocks tomorrow after the march.

@Neil Thoughts? Lardy gimp.

Who?

Rave on words on printed page.. You are everything I detest in this life. A grotesque human being.

Unbearably thick. Worst I’ve seen on here.

Fucking hell.

Watch & learn…

@Mrs Roops this member in once altering my posts.. and it's far from subtle! Please deal with him accordingly upon your return.

Started well. Poor punctuation and your timing’s not great. Overall it’s far too busy to be humorous. Do it again. Sap.

https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/hats/p/purple-tribal-silk-beret https://www.ozwaldboateng.co.uk/kimonos-kaftans/p/blue-green-tribal-silk-kaftan

Backtracking bore. @Dyslexic cnut you’re wrong. Look it up again 😉

Keep your full stops outside the quotation marks, please. Idiot.

Come off it EC. You’ve got to be the most nonmusical, tuneless, toe-tapping old-timer I’ve ever known. Stupid cunt.

https://youtu.be/E9vtTGjXL3U?si=bJ5VVUMaX_TwZRJu

I've been married to a French woman for over 30 years, Decs. You don't know you're born.

I've just found myself on pay-per-view TNT Sports Box Office. What a racket of tarts and bearded queers. @Wolfie do me a favour and give me the low down on this ghastly spectacle.

Awful. Jesus.

RK, buddy, where can I watch the Fury vs Ngnignog fight for nothing?

Wanker.

A Wolfie post is painful reading. Sweary and wooden - chatGPT lite with a few Frankism's thrown in for good measure. A charmless, dreadful little man.