Frank

I can tell you now, Tot.. I'm not keen.

Stage 5. He has no idea what's about to hit him.

He doesn't know it yet, but I have all the info I need to make his life very difficult indeed. Check your PM box and forward to B, D and A.

Doctor Emil Schauffhausen!

I've written a superb Jazzy rendition of Bobby Pickett's 'Monster Mash'. I'm overdue a ban, Alf.

Gout.

? a-normal he's not..

Thank you punk. Nothing really upsets me on here.. except crude references towards my mother. She recently passed away and I sincerely hope that Proper takes appropriate action.

Jazz, I've failed miserably. You've developed an extraordinary thick skin and I respect you for turning things around. I'm afraid I'll have to go after the business again. Standby.

Gobbie I'm really upset with Bill. That cunt goes out of his way to invite a confrontation.. especially with the academically challenged. For what it's worth, I think you and I could be lovers. Have this and flick one out on me...

'Crying multi ID on here is the equivalent of Trump crying fake news on twitter. The last resort of a cornered fuckwit'. Hit him with that one, gobbie. It's all you've got.

You're showing out a bit this morning, Gobs. Settle down.

Go out and fucking do something you stupid old cunt.

It's absolutely fine. Fuck off.

You can bet your life ''fixed shower' Ape would have a go on your old salt 'n pepper scary.

Great. Dump that stinky fishy fuckwit husband of yours and get your skinny arse on a plane to Seville. You'll have the time of your life.

I'll be thinking of you during tonight's performance Gobbie. Fat whore x Chaka Khan.

This is probably not going to end well, snowflake.

I recall the halcyon days of the suburban terrace with quaint little front gardens, winding footpaths and herbaceous borders. We'd go to the Berni Inn every Sunday up in Old Redding and then throw wet paper towels at the windows of the Pakistanis at number 14.

Everyone wants a piece of Frank, Ed. I'm about to board but I'll make sure to give you a like.

Stumped.

Alf. Idiot.

Almost the entire membership dislike you. Leave before you're pushed. When I return in 3 weeks, I'll expect you to be gone.

Reported. Twice in the same thread, you vile humourless cunt.

Idiot.