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4 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:
@Eddie, get your black nose out of Roops shuck, and sort this out now. I appreciate you are on holiday, but I've had enough.
You can hide…
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1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said:
I don’t know how on earth you’ve reached the top of the leaderboard. It makes my recents efforts look weak. I’m telling you now, Withers, I’m gonna find you, and when I do, you’ll know all about it.
Frank, send me one more abusive pm, and I WILL fucking kill you. I made it to the top of the board by copying your model. Make one shit nom in 5 years, abuse members, and type bollocks. It worked, so fuck off you failed spastic.
You appear somewhat alarmed, Withers. I don’t mean anything by it.. I’m just lonely.
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On 21/04/2024 at 12:05, Neil said:
He should have no problem finding an arms dealer in Lahore. Is one of the prizes a new watch? Does he chalk his chin? How the fuck does he use the rest?. The most important question though is Frank, how the fuck have you remembered how to create a thread after an absence of 5 years?
Neil, you’re not gonna like this, but I’m about to come after you like never before.
Last week a certain educated, pink chino and linen blazer-wearing, articulate, and far overseas fellow member, turned on me.. willy-nilly. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t dumbfounded. I don’t believe I have the nous to take him on, so I’ve decided to take it out on you.
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5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:
Thank you Linda Rondstat.
And that may be all you need to know.
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1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:
What’s your take on his actual chronological age then?
I don’t know much, but I can tell you that he’s 48.
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16 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:
There aren’t any millennials on this site. We’re all 40s, 50s and older. With the exception of RK and Decs who are mid 30s.
He seems to think that anyone who disagrees with him is a 25 year old snowflake. Bizarre.Do you honestly believe that Decs is in his mid 30s?
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On 24/04/2024 at 09:53, Eddie said:
Frank, I’ve mistakenly picked up a tranny from the local bar, should I throw him out or split his pooper?
To be fair, Ed, given the way you carry yourself, you haven't done too badly. Despite the high-waisted M&S knickers and salt and pepper hair bun, she boasts a commendable set of pins. I bet she's got a mouth like a sewer.
I wouldn't touch it.. obvs. A strong 4 out of 10.
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On 22/04/2024 at 09:15, Dyslexic cnut said:
This retort could have worked but don’t ever start a sentence with ‘and’. Ever…never again.
I owe you an apology, DC. If anything, I was a little envious of you having a son of similar age to mine who can pay their own fucking way. I'm sorry.
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6 hours ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
We bought him an air fryer as one of his Xmas presents. When we dropped his fucking washing off last week, the missus noted that his air-fryer had not been used. When she asked him why he said…’Teflon makes men gay!’ Apparently, non-stick technology is resulting in rampant homosexuality and cancer. Conversely, snorting beak, smoking weed and guzzling MDMA every weekend is a healthy option. What a fucking cunt generation of ill-informed wankers…going forward…we’re fucked with this lot.
Considering the amount of time you waste barking at anything that moves, it’s no surprise you’ve ended up with a spoiled and obnoxious little Bitcoin shithouse for a son.
Buying a 23 year-old an air fryer as ‘one’ of his Xmas presents tells us all we need to know about the parents. And he lives in a flat, not an ‘apartment’, you idiot.
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For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!
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15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:
I am a bit confused by the picture which shows an apparently armless Muslim draped over the green baize. Is this a distractor or are you being straight up? 🤔
It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee.
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10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time.
I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this.
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1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:
After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone.
Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank?
It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue.
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8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:
That's a long nightshirt Fadi is wearing. I'm sure you will have no trouble lifting it, before you pot the brown.
Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!
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23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:
Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole, you stupid cunt.
I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.
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Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.
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On 16/04/2024 at 19:25, Dyslexic cnut said:
It’s not possible to give 500 likes…otherwise. This cunt has only survived because you told myself and @Old Chap Raasclaat that he was ‘Unkillable.’ Nothing, and I mean NOTHING would make me happier and my life be richer than if you Saucepanted this retarded site-plague. I’m happy to assist, and so is our kid and our Dad.
Idiot.
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1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:
If @Cunty BigBollox or @Cuntybaws had posted that, that might have been sightly amusing, but your delivery is all wrong. Other than advising you to stick to having "pretend" inside information on notorious murder cases it is difficult assist you in your self improvement.
Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor.
I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.
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12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
Once again you’re confusing anger with taking the piss out of a complete bellend.
How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules.
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3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
What I feel about a young man's leg measurement is between me , the gatepost and the end of my index finger brushing against his bellend on the tube .OK !!!
Noted.
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2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
He's good.
Answer the question.
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8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Reported.
The word Retarded is now deemed offensive and has been replaced with differently abled or in your case, cunt.
Do you feel that way about a young man’s inside leg?..
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Just now, Neil said:
I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?
Dachshund.
Frank's Ultimate Guide To World Championship Snooker.
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Fuck off my thread you idiot.