Frank

For someone whose main goal in life is to keep things on the straight and narrow, it's quite something to have a nose that appears to have been stuck on in a game of Pin the Donkey. Ronnie, if you're reading this, and you probably are, your nose is a fucking mess!

@Eddie

Bombers... https://streamable.com/dfxupn

15 minutes ago, ChildeHarold said:

I am a bit confused by the picture which shows an apparently armless Muslim draped over the green baize.  Is this a distractor or are you being straight up? 🤔 

It’s a thinking man’s nomination, H. I’m targeting a specific member who’s well known to be weak in the knee. 

10 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

This is the first time I’ve laughed at one of your posts for a very long time. 

I saw an opportunity to top the leaderboard and went for it. I deserve better than this. 

1 hour ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

After examining the footage, he should be disqualified immediately. He is technically double hitting the Cue ball, he brings it back with his upper lip first and then hits it with his chin, this also gives the cue ball more momentum than simply using his chin alone. 

Anyways, any predictions or things to look forward to, Frank?

It’s a well-established technique in armless snooker throughout Lahore. Commonly known as the suck-back or ‘ واپس چوسنا’ in urdu, it provides very little advantage over able-bodied players. Look how he uses his tongue (03.12) to follow through with left side on that blue. 

8 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

That's a long nightshirt Fadi is wearing. I'm sure you will have no trouble lifting it, before you pot the brown.

Pakistani Ikram Bibi achieved a 52 break with his chin. Bigger shoulders than @Dyslexic cnut too!

23 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Why not shove all 22 balls up your capacious arsehole, you stupid cunt.

I was anticipating a different vibe to this thread, Withers. I'll be dedicating myself to this over the next two weeks, and I'd appreciate if you'll adapt to the intended spirit of the game... without having to repeat yourself.

Welcome to Frank's ultimate guide to this year's World Snooker Championship! As the prestigious tournament unfolds in Sheffield, this thread will serve as your comprehensive guide, delving into every match from start to finish. Whether you're a seasoned snooker aficionado, a newcomer to the sport, or a total dullard, join me as I dive into all the drama and excitement over the next seventeen days.

On 16/04/2024 at 19:25, Dyslexic cnut said:

It’s not possible to give 500 likes…otherwise. This cunt has only survived because you told myself and @Old Chap Raasclaat that he was ‘Unkillable.’ Nothing, and I mean NOTHING would make me happier and my life be richer than if you Saucepanted this retarded site-plague. I’m happy to assist, and so is our kid and our Dad.

Idiot.

1 hour ago, Penny Farthing said:

If @Cunty BigBollox or @Cuntybaws had posted that, that might have been sightly amusing, but your delivery is all wrong. Other than advising you to stick to having "pretend" inside information on notorious murder cases it is difficult assist you in your self improvement.

Something's really off with the man, Pen. While I've had more than my fair share of highs and lows, poor DC's been down in the doldrums for months! Worse still, every other sentence he posts is cloaked in some kind of helmet metaphor.

I haven't seen a fellow member so on edge since the early days of Jazz. I might put him to bed over the weekend.  

12 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Once again you’re confusing anger with taking the piss out of a complete bellend.

How many times have I told you to never explain? Never! You've been on this site for umpteen years and still you have no concept of the rules. 

3 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

What I feel about a young man's leg measurement is between me , the gatepost and the end of my index finger brushing against his  bellend on the tube .OK !!!

Noted. 

2 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

He's good.

Answer the question. 

8 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:

Reported.

The word Retarded is now deemed offensive and has been replaced with differently abled or in your  case, cunt.

 

Do you feel that way about a young man’s inside leg?..

Just now, Neil said:

I imagine your weiner smells of datschund?

Dachshund. 

10 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Fascinating.

Being an expert on the Psion S3 model, in your educated opinion while sober, how many units do you think @Frank could insert up his arsehole within a ten minute window?

@Cunty BigBollox bear in mind I’m currently drinking halves.  Doctor’s orders. 

https://ibb.co/vXBXybn

12 hours ago, Neil said:

Animals should be eaten not owned. All dogs are cunts and don't get me started on the owners.

Neil, you thick fucking oaf. Oversized soft suburban dope’s like you melt when they see my little sausage. When they drop to their knees for a cuddle, I unzip my fly and thwack them over the head with my wiener. Lol, lol. 

Lol. 

16 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

All due respect, so none, fuck off. I’ll post what I like thanks. Christ knows any semblance of quality control or self-censorship seems to be a thing of the past round here these days, so if on my infrequent visits I feel like recording an ongoing lie being peddled on the public, I will. I’m surprised by your indifference to be honest, the idea that the heir to the throne might be permitting some elaborate deception to play out while he puts his feet up between his 2 hours of public work per week should be lighting a fire in your taxpaying belly. I can only presume you and those like you are so anaesthetised by the Daily Mail that your critical thinking skills are duller than a February day in Coventry. 

Take a close look at the pictures. Is the woman passenger in the Audi, the woman at the Windsor Farmers Market, and the woman on the garden bench supposed to be the same person?

Not only are they lying to you, they’re laughing about it, too.

For someone who values integrity as much as I do, what on earth is going on in your tiny mind? Your opinion has always been my steadfast guide. 

My nan’s in this doc. What a life. 

13 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

I watched some CYE years ago, Frank. I found it hilarious, what did your think of the episode when the speed camera catches Larry looking at the black woman's ass in his car? 

I'd love to watch them all, in order, Frank. Could you leave the box set you've finished watching outside the Athenian grocery store in the picture? I'd really appreciate it, Frank. 

PM me the time and I'll be there to collect. 

Thanks in advance, Frank. 

 

Do me a favour, Raasters, you stupendously thick fucking lump... stop quoting my name twice in every sentence. 

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

That Elephant God, Ganesh. died of lung cancer by the way. Nice lad though. Stayed in our cock-loft, mid-80’s. Easiest breakfast I ever made, all he wanted was a couple of Warburton’s buns. He fucked the khazi up a few times but, fairplay, he paid his rent spot on.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Spastics allowed to survive on here, Raaso. Our vulvas got kicked in for at least a year when we joined. Fucks going on with the Big Beasts?

Fucking moron quoting yourself now. Totally shot to pieces. 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

“Beloved Cunt!!”

Raasters is Mocha Joe. 

On 14/04/2024 at 20:40, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

Raasters I’ve just watched the very last episode of Curb. 22 years it’s been running. I’m certainly not overly fond of the jews, but I do love Larry David. 

9 minutes ago, Neil said:

Mercs gone, hope the cunt never commits a crime, there's so much DNA in it they'll lock him up for life!

27 minutes ago, Eddie said:

Golf and culture club on one thread! These are a few of my favourite things. Add patsy palmer to the mix and I’m all in. 

Ignorance is bliss. Have you built a bunker?