Bubba C

What’s your tipple these days you hideous faggot?

I actually placed you in Newtown, but Pen’s comment threw me. Well I’m not far from the big hospital that’s on it’s way out.

Would the first part of where you live be a colour and the second a basic material?

We are all local in this neck of the woods!

Had to go there for a scan the other day, about 20 from me. Weird place though.

Reading between the lines, you’ve missed me, haven’t you, Spot? On a different note, what the fuck is up with the Pontypool County Hospital? What a creepy place.

Such a cunt.

Text book.

Drew, you wheeled-monster, this is the first post of yours that I’ve ever liked, let’s not make a habit of it. Fuck off.

I genuinely fucking despise him. That Cuntape faggot still doing the rounds?

Stubbs! How are the mongs?

Lads?

Beans. Helicopters. Shower heads. Etc. Lol.

Why aren’t you dead?

Thanks, Rain Man. Not sure where ‘hedgies’ came from, but I’ve been pulling an all-Drewer so that may explain a lot.

I hate those cunts. A fucking Karcher even though they only travel 5 miles a week to the local supermarket and back. Wankers.

I’m certain there’ll be an influx of corner members screaming “you have neighbours, you poor cunt” whilst they sit in their secluded mansions on 50 acre estates; but yes, the cunts who seem insistent on spending every other cunting day mowing the lawn or trimming their hedge as if getting it ready for Wimbledon can fuck right off. No doubt this is repeat bollocks. Fuck off.

Does it have a ramp? Drew, I fucking hate you.

I’m a cunt quite ahead of my time.

Fuck off.

I never really minded you or Decs, don’t know this other fella; he’s not Stickers is he? I was looking for the general flid parade who could be goaded into a good old meltdown. You know, like Snatch, Ding or Sleeve.

Eric, sum it up nice and quick, who are the top 3 targets these days?

Dreadful.

Serious question, stubs-are you allowed to park in the disabled bay at the shops?

Get a new bin.