Bubba C

I always thought you were a disgusting specimen, neil; a true pimple on the arsehole of humanity. I didn’t think you could sink any lower, but I’ve been proven wrong - you drink lattés? You disgraceful fucking cunt.

Drew? Fuck right off.

But at least I can order them to make me a coffee. #mikeytoo

Double meaning.

@Witheredscrote, I wish you were dead.

You say “tomatoe”, I say “you stupid fucking cunt”. Good morning.

Moby-dly Obese Dick. Fank you and g’night.

@paulmerson Probably hasn’t signed up to CC yet, but you never know.

I want to play a game. In order to one-up your funny but faux actions, I’ve decided that I’m going to be a total cunt in real life and diarise it on here. Day 1. This afternoon, I tied the emergency help cord up in a tight knot, really fucking high, in a disabled toilet. I may have peaked too soon here 🤔

Better.

Alright lads?

You boring fucking cunt. Sort this out and say something funny, pronto.

You make Mongumental seem like an articulate cunt when you’re rattling your gaming headset off your greasy little head. Rattled as fuck.

Whilst I could make a hilarious post about your comment relating to how long it’s been since your mangy rat has had a good seeing to, I won’t, I don’t play to the cheap likes. I do have a question though; why, as the ‘first responder’, do you feel the need to quote tim’s entire dog shit nom, it’s hardly fucking required, is it? Stupid old cunt.

@Admin, what the fuck is going on here?

@Witheredscrote, everybody hates you. Lol.

What an utterly dreadful nomination. Like a sausage party for aged poofs and trannies. This place is a fucking shambles.

Whilst I agree wholeheartedly, I wouldn’t be doing my administrative duties if I didn’t report you, you racist jock cunt.

Consider yourselves reported.

Fucking go on, wizz, sounds like you’ve got it made. Although I’m not sure a corrugated plastic carport and a disabled bay is quite the level of achievement you perceive it to be.

@judgetwi, you’ve been made to look a right idiot by IBS, what do you have to say for yourself?

Fingers crossed he’s end-of-life and the final syringe driver is administering a fatal dose of painkillers.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Good morning. X

I’m not sure that’s justified. Are you ok bby?

You’re drunk. And bloody awful.