The Beast

I am always frank with my sexual partners......... I don't want them knowing my real name.

At the sweat shop today...... A punter's presenting complaint was logged by the receptionist as "drank bleach".

Fuck me Gong. I enjoy a good political discourse, but how the fuck you have the impetus to type that amount at that hour of the day, I have to tip my apparently shit filled hat to you. When Maggie May pisses all over this election she will have less need to negotiate hard and will get stitched up even tighter by the EU. Jacques Delores is a cunt.

Good on you for doing it.

I smoked for twenty years. I have used one of these devices for almost eighteen months. Fucking fantastic things. One doesn't need a huge fuck off thing that burns more oil than my 20 year old boiler. I don't spend £10 a week now, whereas if I were on the benson's it would be a tenner per day. When I wake up in the morning I no longer cough and hack up dirty baron greenbacks that walk out of the sink on their own accord. Less snoring also, according to Mrs Beast. The health consequences at worse is an early death, no more or less severe than smoking cigarettes. I just wait for some cynical politician cunt to stick a large tax on the fucking thing to compensate their chums in the tobacco trade, who now have to up their game and exploit more peasants in shit hole countries to earn a tidy profit.

Any woman with a tattoo is a low class moose.

Another hypocritical so called Christian. If he was honest and true to his faith, he would say buggery is a sin . For what it's worth, he looks like and sounds like an effeminate cuckold. Queer cunt.

Such a shame. I thought we were all friends here.

Fuck me I need my eyes checked, I thought the title says "people who won't have a bit of minge".

Fair comment. The Chinese give a large sum to African countries. They are all over the place exploiting the poor bastards.

My knowledge of dressage extends as far as knowing that Roy Kinnear fucked it up back in 1988 and cost the British team the Gold medal in the 3 day eventing at the Seoul Olympics.

This is the last throw of the dice for the remainers. We are in for 6 weeks of unmitigated fucking lies. This election poses more questions than answers. Who will be the next labour leader? How big will the tory majority be? How badly will Jimmy Krankie have it stuck up her? I hope that god squad cunt Farron is buggered to oblivion.

I think this outcome was a foregone conclusion. A case of tightening the screw after the failed coup. I sat watching the evening news on Easter Day. Turks being fed their shit, North Koreans being fed their shit and no different for us, watching the fucking Queen going to church and Maggie May's easter homily. We are all mugged, just in a different style. I'd kill all the cunts.

My Auntie Hilda used to say abruptly, "bugger. I' ve dropped a stitch"

It's all fucking foreign muck. Faux fucking plastic Mick's like myself do not have a gastroinstestinal system that can process this shite. Whatever happened to good old fashioned home cooking followed by a huge great dump the next day?

All very savage. But are we any less so here in the UK plc turning a blind eye to this behaviour, in particular male genital mutilation.

I tend to agree. During my time of having an interest in politics, the UK plc is a one party state. Years of Thatcherism unopposed, only beaten by her own party, then the transfer of power to a different form of Conservatism unopposed for 13 years, under Blair and latterly Brown, then a transfer to Liberal Conservatism. Socialism doesn't fit in and is simply not on the agenda.

Master of that phenomenon, I give you Gladstone Small

This chap decided to venture into the money lending game, without licence. Working as a consultant at a London A&E department, he lent a lot of dough to his subordinates. Seems that many turned a blind eye to it for several years. Naturally, his interest charges were not 3.9% APR. Having said that there are worse licenced lenders out there. Not sure if he is a cunt "end of" or the lower end of the lending business doesn't like the unregulated on their turf. Maybe both.

In my lifetime, socialism died when Neil Kinnock (uber-cunt) got rid of his comb-over and purchased his first Paul Smith suit.

Not easy to find any sensible ground in these circumstances, State school teachers are trying hard to provide an education despite the best efforts of government interference and it seems impolite and ungrateful to take children out for a holiday, especially to a corporate cunt hole like disney for example. The impact on the child's education either way is debateable. Then you have private schools, where parents courteously notify the proprietor or head teacher that their child will not be attending school because a holiday is booked. No cunt blinks an eye. Then you have religious grounds being a need to avoid school......fuck off.

Have to say, the Sweaties know how to write a decent tune.

I'm not too sure what they could muster. Do they have an aircraft carrier with suitable jets? Quite concerning.

The war in the Malvinas was a totally unnecessary act, but do you really believe Worzel Gummidge would have beaten her?

I do fear for UK plc if Maggie May or David Davis are in any way to play a lead in negotiations in the exit deal. UK plc will be royally fucked over.