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ratcum

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  1. ratcum

    Four drowned

    I wanted to be there Deco but had a pressing engagement
  2. strangely enough we discussed his mother's clitoris. "Like the feckin sail on a Portuguese Man o' War" he said.
  3. these newbies need a damn good thrashing OCR. I used to bathe with my mum.
  4. Good old Scrotals; like Mengele twins, only without the careful stitches
  5. Stubbed, did I ever tell you about the time Bobby Sands sucked me off?
  6. "I'm on the top of the fridge Looking down on a fucking big pie"
  7. I once saw Lena Zavaroni eat a tictac® Authoritah. She doubled in weight before my very eyes.
  8. I'm thinking of having a double mastectomy Deco.
  9. Her and Carol Vodafone must have had all the cock on the North Wales coast between them.
  10. ratcum

    Eh?

    I reckon some German jews will be considering which pieces of jewelry will fit up their arses, in light of recent events. I have an Ernst Röhm doll that I'm going to dust off.
  11. The fact that the Highland clearances failed to wipeout these bothy dwelling savages, remains a matter of deep regret to The Rat.
  12. The idea of a backlash to this bleating tsetse fly incubator is heartwarmingly nostalgic CB. 15 lashes should do the trick. Rat
  13. there's much in what you say OCR
  14. You certainly know how to show a woman a good time CB. Bags I get to sing "Mama's got a brand new bag" during the proceedings.
  15. I'm developing a mild obsession with F7 locos. Thoughts?
  16. ratcum

    Kanye West

    The Chinese are spreading
  17. ratcum

    Kanye West

    I used to have no time for this kunta, but recently he's started touching on matters close to my heart. Well done fella.
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