Eric Cuntman

Did you stand too close to the window in the radiology suite?

I know. But I’m not American. Don’t encourage it. Correct it.

“There’s a nasty nip in the air.” - Weather report from Pearl Harbour Dec 7th 1941.

I fucking despise the millennial generation. Since when did ‘working in a cafe’ start being described as being a ‘Barista’? They have to have everything they want because the internet tells them that they, and they alone are the most important thing in the universe bar none. As soon as they turn 17, their parents buy them a Nissan Cumquat with 36 airbags, a 6 foot crumple zone at either end and a computer which calls the police if any white heterosexual men approach the vehicle. The upshot is that the deliberately dumbed down education system has produced a generation of low IQ drones that only have the capacity to focus on their own personal gratification.

You do know that you’re fucked in the head?

I hated that bit. Hank’s death left a bad taste too.

Never take the name of Mike Ehrmantraut in vain again. In a world of steroid pumped poseurs and Hollywood hardmen, he’s the only one who rang true with me. Pimento cheese sandwich?

The Spy Who Raped Me Dr No Means Yes A Quantum Of Gollies The Man With The Golden Teeth

Total shite. Marilyn Monroe, Jayne Mansfield, Princess Di, Jill Dando. All attractive, all fucking dead.

@Cap'n Cunt is a model of diplomacy. He’s been here for ever, but visits rarely. He’s probably the best on here.

‘Did Kate Middleton catch the cancer off of Prince Charles?’

@Frank’s boat is a Sloopy.

Florence of Arabia

That’ll round it up to 50.

It was a criticism of the search facility rather than yourself.

I think you mean Andi Peters.

What is this fucking shit.

Reported

At least Justin Fashanu had the decency to hang himself.

Do you wear tissue boxes as slippers? That’s how to live like Howie.

You’re supposed to take the pills when the nurse gives them to you. Not hide them behind the padded wall of your secure unit and binge the fucking lot on Sunday morning.

Fucking hell.

No.

Never say ****** again. It’s the best of the bunch, and Mrs Roops deletes it every time I roll it out. Even as above with the offensive word completely asterisked. She’ll fucking do it again.

I’d quite like to see what a beehive flechette round would do to an inflatable boat full of bearded shitcunts.