Eric Cuntman

Vas Blackwood. Only fools and horses. Good actor. Rory Braker was easily the best character in 'lock stock'.

Fuck off.

Thank you for your support at this difficult time.

I told you all I'd finish that cunt. 3 fucking likes? Ungrateful cunts.

Now that the place he's gone to does have internet, despite it not having it yesterday, there shouldn't be any problem with him posting some photos of the 'lovely vessel'. Except that he's still at home. ( @JohnnySaucePants, don't forget to personalise the pictures, a bit of paper with 'FUCK OFF ERIC' will do. Otherwise we might match the pictures to something from a yachting website)

It's in honour of Johnny, who will soon be dead.

It's brilliant. Did you notice that Brian & Margo have exactly the same level of educational spasticity as poor Johnny.. I bet if we look at last night's telly schedule for NZ, there'll be some shit featuring characters called Brian, Margo and Sonya. 🤣 The cunt's finally over the edge.

That was a bit silly. Now you've given away your location and precise details of who you've been seen with. I wouldn't do it, obviously, but some cunts on here might get the idea to contact the owners and tell them that the mouthy twat that was boring the pants off 3 expat Brits last night, is wanted by the police for sex crimes. Keep it between you and me though J-Lo. If any of them saw this, it might give them ideas. 😉

Johnny. You know that faggot hairdressing business that failed, you know, the one that you ran away from and left your daughter to sort out. (Disgusting lowlife cunt).. did you refer to the hairdryers as 'AIR BLASTERS', and did you have them regularly serviced by AIR BLASTER technicians?

The Chronicles Of Fliddick

I didn't research the place you went to, because you didn't name it. I just said you did. You assumed you had though. Because you're too thick to remember all the lies you tell. You've been back pedalling to cover a lie that you never actually told. Lol lol. Idiot.

The Flickdick papers

Why did you say there was no internet at the last place you holidayed, when there was? I've highlighted it to make it easier for you.. now, answer the question.

Wow! This is the most rattled I've ever made anybody. I see you're now 'waiting' somewhere that has Internet. Convenient... you bullshitting cunt. Have you ever considered circus work? Your back pedalling skills are second to none. Your at home aren't you, you lying little nobody cunt.

No. This is silicon interference.

You'll be trying to tell me that there's no silicone heaven next!

Read this shit back to yourself. Just fucking die, you thick illiterate cunt.

Miss Hester Mofet. Anyway, wasn't that a Churchill quote?

Did you mean 'block shoppers'? ... and you've already edited it. You thick fucking degenerate junkie spastic.

#whatyousaid

Trinny out of Trinny & susannah wouldn't be seen dea..

Funny how these ultra-liberals seem to be against liberty being granted to anyone who doesn't agree with them. "In the future, the fascists will come disguised as liberals."

Oh. Ok Johnny Alpha. It's just that the last time you claimed to be in an internet blackspot, you were stupid enough to name the resort, and they actually advertise free Broadband access... Explain yourself.

Are you seriously asking me what 'Alpha-Male' means? Look it up dum-dum... You are clearly thick enough to believe that it means 'gay'.. otherwise you wouldn't have jumped in to add that women would be present on your latest imaginary excursion. And we all know it's a bullshit excuse to run off with your tail between your legs, every time you get made to look a cunt on here. None of these places ever have Internet... are you telling us that NZ, the cradle of civilisation, as you suggest, only has about 20% Internet coverage? Because everywhere you go, never has access to it. Thick fucking bullshitting cunt. Enjoy your imaginary trip with the 'girls and guys' 😂

What's that, your 12th little 'Alpha-Male' expedition in the last 3 months? Funny how they always seem to coincide with you getting your arse handed to you on here... Anyway. I hear the unmistakable, ringing report of Welsh steel being sharpened. I shall bid you farewell. It's been emotional.