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Eric Cuntman

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  1. The perfect accompaniment to 'Nigga-Crackers'
  2. You're weird with food anyway. Didn't you nominate roast lamb once?
  3. Actually, a dairylea slice added to a Rustler BBQ Rib is fucking exquisite.
  4. I'm on thin ice... you would do well to mind your tone. Impertinent little cunt.
  5. Eric Cuntman

    Eh?

    Coming from a board member whose popularity rating is sat just below Al Qaeda, I'll take that as a compliment.
  6. It's calci-yummy. Don't every cunt start acting like they only eat shit from fortnum's. The same fucking poseurs who claim they wouldn't fuck any woman that isn't a miss World contestant. You all eat shite occasionally and you would all fuck pretty much anything that has the right number of limbs and has bathed recently.
  7. 'Hey! Preacher, leave those kids alone'
  8. Fuck it! I also consider myself well versed in the ways of turophilia, but occasionally I do like a dairylea slice, slapped on a bit of buttered toast and put back under the grill for a minute.. Am I an abomination in the eyes of the lord?
  9. That's the one that starts with some poor cunt getting their throat cut isn't it? I only remember Viggo Mortensen being in it.
  10. Eric Cuntman

    Eh?

    Apparently frank is now Del Boy Trotter. Ed must be Denzil, and you can be Trigger.
  11. Haven't seen that yet nocco. I'll put it on the list.
  12. Vincent Cassel was in Guest House Paradiso with Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson too. Saw him most recently as an assassin in the last Bourne film.
  13. Agreed. Mostly dreadful fucking shite. Some cunt staring out of a window for 75 minutes. There is a little diamond among the crap though.. 'Mesrine, Public Enemy Number 1' true story of Jaques Mesrine, bank robber and prison escape artist. Fucking brilliant. Four hours long though.
  14. Remember the name of the Dutch lorry driver who ended up with a container load of bodies? Perry Wacker. 😂
  15. The establishment and judiciary in particular look after their own kind. I.e. Sickos and perverts.
  16. Just make sure you get plenty of vitamin-C. It helps your immunity to bugs and germs and shit.
  17. Imagine the size of his balls... imagine getting into a fight with the fucker.
  18. She was in 'Machete' with Danny Trejo, who is the meanest looking cunt in Hollywood. The intimidation factor does drop substantially though, due to him only being 3 feet tall.
  19. Eric Cuntman

    Eh?

    Come family, step briskly!
  20. Eric Cuntman

    Eh?

    I love the little 'one off' cartoon strips... Mrs Mad Bastard, and Rude Kid. I think my all time favourite would be 'The Drunken Bakers'. @southerncunt will know exactly why.
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