If he did find her, it would be a neat trick. He's been buried in the abandoned churchyard at Mistley Heath, just down the road from here, since 1640 or something. She probably met him when she was a teenager.
Jacked in football and became a painter and decorator or something similar, and was dead by 35. Could've been a seriously big name, but no club wanted to touch him because he was unable to stop being a cunt.
If you want a laugh, watch his film debut, 'Killer Bitch'. One of the worst films ever made. Features Dave Courtney, Roy Shaw, Carlton Leach and Cass Penant, all playing themselves.
I think Robin Friday trumps all of the games 'hardmen'. Brings down Mark Lawrenson, who complained to the ref. Friday then kicks him in the jaw, gets sent off, and then breaks into the opposition's changing room and does a shit in Lawrensons kit bag.
Proper lad.
@camberwell gypsy will be along soon to tell us 'The man don't give a fuck'
I remember Glen Roeder scoring an own goal right in front of me at Selhurst park in 1988 I think. Against Charlton, he tried to clear the ball from the goalmouth with some overhead, bicycle kick, and ended up knocking it in with his arse. He was at Newcastle at the time. The worst kicking I ever got afterwards too. I can still remember the smell of brown ale as the punches rained down.
Cantona was brilliant. Entertaining and inventive, and a rare case of a Frenchman that wasn't afraid of a scrap. He shit the life out of Neil Ruddock once I think. Chased him down the players tunnel shouting 'come on then fatty!'
Brian Clough had the best way of dealing with pitch invaders. Clout them round the back of the head and drag them off by their earhole.
Eric Cantona didn't fuck about either.
Someone told me that Norwich once lost 7-1 to Colchester United. I haven't checked, so it's probably bollocks. Sounds unlikely, I'm not much into football, but I know Norwich are a proper team and Colchester are fucking shit.