Eric Cuntman

@JohnnySaucePants. Could you confirm that in a former life you were actually a mincing, tonsorial, spastic Mr Teezy-Weezy?

I'd shoot you for fun, you fucking wanktrumpet.

Alloy tips and nylon skirts? Sound like 'Prometheus' pellets to me. Don't use them. The nylon skirt gives them higher compression but leaves wispy streaks of nylon in the rifling grooves which is almost impossible to get rid of. Use 'Bisley Pest Control'.

Google wanker. I should know that. It's stamped on the breech block of virtually everything I still own.

I'm not bad at trap... but skeet can fuck right off.

'A Taunting In Norfolk' part 1.

Ok. We can have some hot Rimfire action... oo-er!

I never used a PCP for target work. That was the Weirauch HW97, which is fixed barrel, underlever spring & piston, with an auto safety and anti bear-trap mechanism to stop your fingers getting chopped off by the loading port cover. The HW 100, I used for rabbits and pigeons. Semi-auto, silent and 70+ full power shots on a full chamber. @Dyslexic cnut. You got an HW 100? Mine is the walnut sporter stock. I'm not keen on thumb hole stocks.

Look up Weirauch. It doesn't get much better quality wise. It's all I ever shot for field target competition.

@ChildeHaroldFuck off idiot. I've genuinely tried to help you today, because you're inches away from being shitcanned by admin.. but you can't be helped. As I said. Fuck off.

Are you mental? £600 buys you a Weirauch HW100.

Mine is a hurricane. I thought yours was a Tempest and I didn't want to give you barrel envy. That's the only difference. 30mm longer.

Because I'm more than capable of using the original grips as templates and jigsawing out new ones with an ambiguous profile. And it was only a tenner.

The 'suage' line is the prominent ridge that locates your thumb just below the safety, on the Webley pistols anyway. Makes it fucking awkward to hold left-handed.

Ape's got a Webley Tempest. So have I but I had to replace the grips with flat wooden ones. Webley put a thumb suage on one side... because they're prejudiced against left handed people.

I had a Webley Vulcan. Twangy, too much recoil, too heavy... I fucking loved it when I was 14.

Don't do it with a decent air rifle. Once you put diesel in it, it will smoke for about 25 shots afterwards.

My favourite 'alf, is Garnett.

Why would I have?

Just ream out the transfer port about 0.7 mm, and put a couple of drops of diesel in the cylinder after you've cocked it.. Compression ignition is a wonderful thing.

He might have yammered on a bit, but that cunt knew how to convert a perfectly legal 12ft lb air rifle into an 1100 fps man killer.

Latch on then. If you want it, give momma some titty action.

I'm not drinking. I suppose that makes me Mother for the night.

Is that sparrow sitting on an egg? Delia will be along shortly to explain in an extremely patronising way, how to boil it.

Those slitties didn't think of that when they invented Godzilla and Mothra.