Eric Cuntman

That's still expensive for a sanitary towel.

Apparently he was quite charismatic. And an animal lover, so not all bad. After all, it was only a few poofs that he got rid of. I'm starting to like him.

You are Brian Masters and I claim my WH Smith voucher.

You would've ended up under Dennis Nilsen's floorboards with a turnip up your arse.

Exactly. Harold must be one of those groupies for sickos. He probably wrote love letters to Jeffrey Dahmer.

She called me a peeeeedo.

Be quiet, you stupid fucking cunt.

No Gyps. I just wanna play with my ding-a-ling. @JohnnySaucePants b Goode.

It worked for Pauline Fowler.

The zoological society have ramped up their endangered species preservation agenda, so it's full time Panda-wanking for me.

Yeah. Dirty old cunt.

No, I think he genuinely is a spastic.

I think that particular old man had shoved his 'pipe bomb' into a few kids arses himself. Probably had the same tastes as Botter Boothby and creepy Longford. Fuck him. Noncey lizard cunt.

Y-fronts with skid marks. A national fucking embarrassment.

It's alright really. It's certainly not a Bugner.

I fucking hope so.

I predicted this 'mutated strain' bullshit months ago. As soon as the public start to question their draconian scheme, they invent a new threat and grant themselves 'emergency powers'. Give it a year and we'll be getting herded around at gunpoint. Well done the public... you stupid, stupid fucking cunts.

I think Ted Heath was more concerned with throwing things into the sea, rather than pulling things out of it. I wonder if he remembered to puncture the lungs and stomachs before he threw them in. You don't want that pesky gas bloat floating them back up to the surface.

He's wearing the same hat and glasses that he had on in the picture at the French ski resort.. what a smelly pikey.

I was just pissing by.

Daft cunt.

Bollocks. You would have.

She was mega fuckable in the original series.

Spot and Roops hate me Frank. I think I might be an abomination in the eyes of the lord.

Paul Hewson. Surely the SI unit of smugness and hypocrisy.