Eric Cuntman

Frank is what I think of as a proper 'Muso', one of those nose tapping cunts who thinks that pretending to appreciate absolute shite makes him appear knowledgeable. And bores everybody to tears with stories of how he was the first reserve castanet player for China Crisis in 1983.

She was a clacton legend. There are a few places in the town with rooms or buildings named in her honour. The singer Sade, was a clacton bird.

Of course I believe you. She lived in one of the sea front hotels in clacton as a full time resident, paying with performances at the hotel. The outpatient department at Clacton hospital is named after her. Apparently very reclusive and only moved between her room and the piano in the dining room/hall.

You had your chance. Getting Dyslexic cunt to PM me, begging for mercy on your behalf? Fucking crybaby cunt. Now provide the evidence you've been asked for. But I expect you'll be off on your imaginary sailing trip now.

Leave the newbies alone frank. You sinister, daddy long-legs Svengali cunt.

@Eric Cuntman likes this. Just in case DC hasn't logged the awarded like in his CC behavioural statistics dossier.

I only listen to Ivy Benson 78's.

Rev, I have a small confession.. earlier on this very thread, I described this fat sex puppet as having a vagina that resembles a 'ripped out fireplace'. One of yours I believe. I hope you didn't mind. I've always thought of you as a father... obviously an abusive and violent one that I would only have seen at fortnightly prison visits, but a father nonetheless.

What becomes of the bayoneted..

I thought it was the 'fuzzy-wuzzies' that didn't like it up 'em.

I imagine the torrent of abuse was delivered in the style of Harry Enfield's 'Angry Short Bloke'.

That's exactly what you said about Chet Baker tootling along to 'send in the clowns' with that old blagger Van Morrison murdering the vocals.

A Water Blaster?

Those type of institutions don't allow visitors Ed.

The Israelis won't care. "Bronze is bronze" I think I suggested sending the Maggie statue to Argentina, it could be situated in front of a 70 foot mural, depicting the corpses of Eva Peron and Diego Maradona being raped by Simon Weston and Peter Shilton.

What is you sayin' blud?

Transparent aloo-minum. Double dumb-ass on you.

'Are' or 'Were'. Fucking cretin.

This post needs to be taken to a Paris laboratory and hermetically sealed in a glass cabinet marked 'Irony'.

I'm afraid I can't find sympathy for her. She has become a multi millionaire for doing nothing more than miming for a few hours a week. At the age of 29, she has earned more money than most people could earn for 2 or 3 lifetimes of hard graft. Yet for the past few months, she has bombarded social and mainstream media with tales of unhappiness and depression. Her devastation over being dumped by a bloke she'd known for 6 weeks and unkind comments on twatter. I'm sure the millions of people in the process of losing their homes and livelihoods are praying for her. I know what Jesy... visit a children's hospital and explain to the parents of a terminally ill child, just how painful it is to be called 'fat' by a stranger on the internet. That should put it in perspective for the lucky, sympathy mongering cunts.

In an ideal world, it'd be Jack Kevorkian.

Fucking hell. Where's Mama Cass's butler? Someone needs a ham sandwich.

Tardcore.

If I had to opt for a chunky slag that sings, I'd go for a 25 year old Charlotte Church. I would make her talk like Ruth Madoc while I was smashing her herring hatch.

Was this 'Texan' driving a Cadillac with cow horns above the grille and wearing a cowboy hat? Fucking idiot.