Eric Cuntman
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You won't hear anything while I'm hiding in your wardrobe. If you feel something slip between you and Mrs Cnut later on, don't worry. I'll lick your face so you know it's me.
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Rude. I have no idea if you are ugly or not. You people all look the same to me.
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Probably. I stole the idea from 'Enemy At The Gates' anyway.
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This is a trap isn't it?
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What facilities does Punkape have at his resort? Presumably Catholic Mass, crazy golf and compulsory bumming?
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A semicolon which isn't dividing two concurrent sentences and denoting equal validity. Nor is it employed as an incremental list break... reckless, I like it. Bawsy won't.
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I'm Canute. He's Moses.
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This is a Spider-Man thread now...
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They do have the look of the Greenham Common types. 🎵We are wimmin, we are strong. We don't wash, our fannies pong 🎵 -
Johnny's always catching us out like that. Gullible cunts we are.
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You should try 'Rodeo Sex'... Halfway through, shout out another woman's name and see how long you can stay on.
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What is one of those?
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Rachel is young and beautiful, but you just know in your heart that Carol Vorderman would be a better fuck.
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Good call Willie. This pair of virtue signalling fucking slags have their own nomination somewhere on here. Caterwauling fucking hags whose songs are generally themed along the lines of 'all white men are evil and blacks and queers are all lovely.' between them, they've probably seen more black meat than the clean up crew at Grenfell Tower.
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- Jimmy Carr. Describing his feelings toward Rachel Riley.
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You beat me to it! "Today am talk happy life for married man. Best for man if beatings regular for woman. No backchat and good fucky-fucky."
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Any cunt that chooses to get a nosh from a yellow-toothed junkie negress in a hire car, while he's got Liz Hurley waiting at the hotel, is clearly mentally ill and should be summarily ignored.
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Patrick Stewart can fuck right off. How anyone can take him seriously after "HER BUNS ARE THE BEST", is a fucking mystery... Picard: "come crew, let us don wig and costume, and make haste to the holodeck to frolic and make merry!" Ryker: "Shall I bring the butt-plugs and lubricants captain?" Picard: "Make it so number one."
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Jed Cooper?
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That must be where they get all the petrol bombs for their 'peaceful protests'.
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What, like Jimmy Savile?
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Does anybody need a 300 foot diameter, glow in the dark punch-bowl?
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I remember one of the antagonists was a Welsh mutant called 'Dai The Death'. Lol. I wonder how much any pristine copies of 'Starlord' would be worth nowadays.
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It's great when you're mental.
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Imagine Withers as a little boy during the Nazi occupation. Greedily stuffing his face with Gestapo chocolate while his freshly grassed up neighbours are in the town square getting a Luger to the back of the head.
