Eric Cuntman
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I loved Mad magazine. The spoofs were superb, the 'Rocky' one stands out. Spy vs Spy is one of the all time great comic strips.
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I’m a nonentity.....publicly humiliate me.
Eric Cuntman replied to cuntspotter's topic in The Corner
I often miss them. Night vision rifle scopes aren't cheap. -
Yes Harold. You created it with your dreams.
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Why couldn't it have been Sinead.
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Black lodge. Yes.
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Stay away from my fucking Juniper bushes.
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So fucking what.
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Remember 'Mad' magazine's spoof of the Young Ones? SPG was renamed SAS (stuffed animal skin).
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Yes. From the Latin deus. Probably.
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Touchy. Don't fucking take it out on me if you're riding the cotton pony.
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Harold has recently binge watched 'Twin Peaks The Return'. His mind is now Swiss cheese, with little purple Down syndrome worms crawling through the holes and whispering malicious gibberish directly into his Fromagial cortex. Watch a ten minute clip and you'll understand why.
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Amazulu aren't black enough.
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That shit pictured above was recycled imagery from 'Eraserhead'. Lazy Davy Lynch.
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A burglary.
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Ed. When you and Roops are fornicating, do you ever squint your eyes and imagine that she's Patsy Palmer?
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All members who donate are automatically entered into a prize draw. Congratulations! You've won a brand new Ford Tippex! I just need you to PM me your full name and address, bank account number and the 16 digit number on the front of your bank card, and I can arrange delivery.
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Daddies is the brown sauce choice of the discerning white man. HP was advertised by Frank Bruno... how unsavoury.
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Do you use it to squirt liquid in your mouth?
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Your minder is a gorilla? Is your name 'Naboo'?
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Deep fried spam fritters, Daddies sauce, heaven.
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You rotten cunt! I wanted to be the smartarse that told him. I might have included a short article on Papa Doc Duvalier's golliwog collection.
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Very brave indeed. Thousands were killed in action and never complained afterwards.
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Hindus are alright. A very benevolent and common sense religion as far as sky fairy nonsense goes. And Sikhs are a good laugh to get pissed with. They are technically prohibited from drinking alcohol unless they're celebrating. Consequently, most Sikhs think of something to celebrate every Friday and Saturday night. And they all fucking hate Muslims.
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Are you filling in for Saucepants?
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Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair. Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare.
