Eric Cuntman

"When you pulled into the driveway, did you notice a sign that says 'dead nigger storage'?"

Then you're unaware that the UK has become a province of Africa. You lovable old Swallows & Amazons type. (Don't go outdoors. It's like Rourke's Drift)

Some black cunt.

The acceptance refusal.

I don't know why a country & western singer would give a fuck. Ask the fat black poof that played for Spurs.

The 'black/coloured' thing pretty much sums up the general mindset of blacks. In the 70s-80s, we called them black. They complained that this was racist and wanted to be described as coloured. As soon as we comply with this, they change their minds and decide that's racist and want to be described as black. Now we've complied yet again and started referring to them as black, they've started describing themselves as 'people of colour'... there is no pleasing them in any way. Whatever we say is 'racist', and if we change the terminology as per their wishes, they will then decide that that's even more racist. Personally I think we should stop listening to them and call them whatever we feel like calling them. Apparently the only action taken by a white person that is not deemed as racist, is suicide. (Not the white women though... oh no.)

Gurt.

It's still a mystery as to why Ding and Manky disappeared at the same time. It's fair to assume that Manky and his bicycle were crushed beneath the wheels of the prison transport van carrying Ding to HMP Wakefield, following his conviction for 23 separate counts of Frottaging, arsegrabbing and titfiddling, following the evidence given by 16 female colleagues.

Because he's a fucking idiot?

Captain Cockfingers. Astro division.

The genteel, 'salad days' of Bolivian stomping powder being served on a royal blue Wedgewood Petit-Fours platter are long gone. It's all DVD cases and toilet cisterns these days.

A bit decrepit really. The 14 year old Islamic spinster can often be seen at 'grab-a-granny' occasions. For the discerning jihadi who appreciates the charms of the more mature woman.

I like him.

He could be a bit of an old woman at times.

Twat.

I really can't see any down side whatsoever to culling every Islamist on the planet. They could be rendered down into Soylent Green and fed to Africans.

Virgin.

I thought I'd give this a like before it's censored. The floppy jihadi's accent is the most annoying thing about him. A lazy Asian/Midlands crossover that becomes a heavily over pronounced rant behind closed doors when he's teaching his 14 year old wife to "be a good Muslim!" By thoughtfully kicking her fucking head in.

The good old days. Regular beatings, 12 hour shifts scrubbing goose shit and spunk from gites, stale bread crusts for dinner and allowed to sleep in the mud under the goose shed.

Am I imagining things or has media 'blackwashing' suddenly been turned up to 11 overnight. I've just watched about 90 minutes of telly, 3 advert breaks with 5 or 6 ads each. Every single one featuring only black and mixed race cunts, with the exception of the blonde woman, gazing adoringly at the jut lipped, unwashed fucking cunt who will ditch her at the first mention of commitment or pregnancy.

That wasn't me was it?

I certainly wouldn't want to be in the vicinity of an enraged Harvee if I had a pocketful of blueberries.

I liked his 'Bedbug' period. A multi, cunningly crafted to be identical to the Withers ID in every possible way. Sneaky.

I'm not getting dissected by this blunt little tool.

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