Alfie. Every now and then, I get the slightest suspicion that your choices of avatar, might be to deliberately enrage pinkymonkey.
Probably just me being silly.
Testing me eh?
I think the one on the left is a strip-clip for a Russian military spec AK. The one on the right is an aftermarket vertical stack magazine for an AR-15 or M4 carbine.
And none of you have ever seen 'Freddie Got Fingered'.
Did you ever see Leo Ferre play the Whisky-A-Go-Go in Los Angeles.. He performed 'Do Ya Do Ya, Wanna Please Me', by Samantha Fox. Accompanied by Jimmy Nail on a Glockenspiel.
It's well funny when they're on fire. All running around screaming and waving their arms, bumping into each other. Much better than clowns for kids parties. Less disturbing too.
A 'sex forum'?
The thought of you, twanging away on your fanny, as a ten inch brown torpedo swings back and forth from your arse, doesn't exactly fill me with erotic fervour.
The use of the term 'Beast' certainly wasn't in reference to your username. Just prison vernacular for the type of filth the BBC is so fond of.
(Before anyone goes all Judge-Mental!)