Eric Cuntman

I'm betting @DrCunt would prescribe a short course of Eley Number 8s.

No.

What a coincidence. I just PMd Dignitas the number for Frank.

Enough to ensure that you'll look like a burst Rocky Dennis when you wake up. Lol.

The old boy bears more than a passing resemblance to John, the landlord of the Winchester in 'Shaun of The Dead'.

And some nicotine stained geriatric wandering about with a Frank Sinatra CD and a snooker cue, cock hanging out, screaming; "who's nicked my Old Holborn!"

No. Franks original response to WC contained a lyric from a song by Mel & Kim. One of whom died young. I replied with another lyric, and Frank took the opportunity to drag out the cancer references for the twentieth time in 3 years. I wonder how he feels it's going for him this time.

An American aviator. Who shot himself down. On topic.

How about that Eddie Rickenbacker eh?

It's his only option. He hasn't got the teeth to chew it anymore.

What a pile of shit that was. You actually remind me of 'Marcus Tandy'. The pickle later starred as the company's box ticked raspberry in 'the office' with Ricky Gervais.

Remember the Metz 'Judder-man'?

He doesn't do 'entertaining'. While we're out there putting arses in seats, he's lurking around behind the scenes like some sinister, stage-door Johnny. Queens always get jaded and bitchy when their looks have gone to seed.

He ain't ever gonna be respectable.

Taking into account the reputation of the French for avoiding personal hygiene.. I would have thought you'd be a fan of the 'LA Soap Dodgers' lol.

An ounce of rock salt in the leg is more fun. Lots of screaming, a bit of blood, and no serious damage. And the cunt dines out on the story for the next 30 years. Win win.

Very true. Joe Jackson's feat were so big, he couldn't find shoes to fit him.

I've always pictured him looking exactly like his Farage avatar. In a twisted sort of way, it's why I would now vote for Farage. I feel like I already know him.

Extremecunt used to join us out on the porch late at night. That's the only similarity between you. He was a nutter. He once had an avatar of a blown up suicide bomber, guts all over the place. He also created a multi called 'Chip From The States', who would post yank shit like; "YEEEEEEHAAAAWWW!" Go Wildcats!", or carpet bomb the site with GTA promo videos. A likeable fruitcake.

This is like the old days. You, Gyps and me talking bollocks in the early hours. This means that @King Billy is our new 'Extremecunt'.

Rich cunt because Mayweather agreed to turn it into a show for the PPV revenue. He was more than capable, even retired, which he was, of knocking him out in under three minutes. If he had, there would have been riots from the millions who payed £20 to be entertained. It was clear that Mayweather had agreed to go easy for the sake of entertainment. A fucking media event, not a fight.

I enjoyed watching Mayweather trying to hold that cunt up for the whole fight, when he could have pinged him in the first round. The difference is, Mayweather is a skilled and properly trained fighter. Cage fighters are cunts who can have a scrap in a pub. No contest. Lenny McLean and Roy Shaw claimed to be the hardest cunts in London, put either of them in the ring with a 40 year old Henry Cooper, and they would get hammered.

Thank you Alf. I was about to google it.

That's right. A cage fighter with no balance. All steroids, no ability.

I enjoyed watching them get shown up by a bloke they had already arrested. He was ok and no trouble. Big Hawaiian boxer. They decided to arrest another bloke on the way to the cop shop, but this was apparently a violent unstable individual. After 10 minutes shitting themselves in the car discussing tactics, the big Hawaiian says.. "If you guys need a hand, uncuff me. I'll ring his doorbell, knock him out cold, and carry him back to the car". You could tell they were thinking about letting him do it.