Eric Cuntman

You seen the daughter? 'Baby Lisa'. she looks like something Matt Groening created. Fit arse though.

For once I agree with you. Farage is the only sensible choice. Yes, he's a fucking self-interested politician.. yes, he will be shifty and feather his own nest. But to be objective, he's the only cunt in politics who is neither thick as shit, or a minority appeasing weakling. And almost certainly the only cunt bright enough to sort out this clusterfuck to an acceptable conclusion.

How the fuck did he ever manage to sneak up and arrest any cunt, with that loudmouth, life support system for huge tits, Beth, with him? Screeching in a fake Hawaiian accent, draped in a Star-Spangled Banner and sporting a 3 foot wide, platinum blonde Motley Crüe haircut. And if the 5' 7" 'Mini-Jim Duggan' looking cunt tried to arrest me. I'd kick his orange cunt in. And that faggot kid of his that can't fight.

I thought it was funny, but I didn't want to give it a like because I'm scared of your Mam.

'The Show Must Go On' The one Freddie Mercury did with AIDS.

Miss Sunderland 2019. Once you go mackem, you never go backem.

I love it when you show vulnerability. It's like catching a glimpse of stocking top on an outwardly prim woman.

They must have stolen Jobu's rum.

No need. He'll shag you for free.

I don't offer dosing advice. Grab the tenners and head off to Pizza Hut.

I didn't know dealing ecstasy was so complicated.

Bust a cap in dat niggaz ass girlfriend. Uh-huh!

Nice hedgehog. Are you Dinsdale Piranha?

Yippee! High-six Decco!

That's odd. He usually uses enough Rohypnol to leave them completely unaware of events.

He won't be around much longer. A midget was found hanging from a ceiling joist in a Wendy house. Met police have said that his name was Mike, and he did not leave a suicide note. Upon investigating his laptop, they discovered he had spent his final hours watching a video called 'Walnut-A-Head'. Police are keen to interview a middle aged man, possibly wearing a Paul Stanley wig and white skinny Jeans. Distinguishing features include, no obvious genitalia, spindly, baby giraffe legs, and appears to be learning the guitar. And is almost certainly a homosexual.

I watched a few of the 2 and a half men one. But then they brought in that cunt who's appeal to the public wore off when Demi Moore got bored with him. Baseball wise, I would be an Indians fan. We English cunts love a plucky underdog.. "No, they're still shitty"

I looked them up on Wikipedia, and that incident is the first thing listed when you click 'controversies'. To me, knowing fuck all about the game, they seem to have declined over time. 3 Super Bowl wins in their first twenty two years, and nothing for the last 35 years. I can watch baseball. That makes sense to me. I think I started taking notice after watching 'Major League' with Charlie 'the legend' Sheen. A proper star. None of this faggoty, social justice and right-on left wing, attention seeking shit. Just loads of drugs, booze, and banging strippers three at a time, every day for 35 years.

I get the blue Gillette ones out of Poundland. They're a pound! For ten. How's your medieval rampart xbow coming along?

My all time favourite was him chasing after Michael Jackson in Los Angeles.. "Michael, who's your favourite boy band? Do you like New Kids, or do you prefer Boys 2 Men?"

Paul Kaye, as the brilliant 'Dennis Pennis' approached Bill Wyman and his Mrs, and asked her.. "do you like antiques?" "yes I do, why?" "I've got a roll top bureau I'd like to swap for your old rocker..." i wish Kaye would resurrect Dennis Pennis to harass the generation snowflake celebs we now have.

Rimming Keith (lard)

Ask Ratty. He'll tell you, Frank is a dirty sausage and a bad monkey.

Necromonger Underverse.

Precisely.