Eric Cuntman
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It's disgusting isn't it.
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I must say, little Alberk is certainly gunning for me tonight. 6 Malicious posts, and I'm trying to behave and ignore him. I think the cunt may be fomenting a vendetta. Not talking to him definitely winds him up though. I bet we can get him to melt down without responding to him.
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Apparently they're down to four. Victoria Beckham is not interested. Perhaps Lily Allen could stand in for her.. ..She could be called.. 'Stupidfuckingcunt spice'
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"I really really really wanna zig-a-zag patterned cardigan"
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You allow Nigerian men to occupy yours for free. Lol.
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I like Foxes. Dogs with cat brains, a perfect survival machine.
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We know what you really really want.. ..a big black cock, lodged in your lower intestine. Lol.
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Imagine the state of her mackerel satchel. Hideous.
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Do you have that white cider shit in Oz? Vile fucking shit that costs £1 a litre and smells like paint stripper.
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Fucking hell.
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Get you with your 5 likes. I'm so impressed, I think I'll name my new crossbow after you.
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I know a golfer who would.
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Don't we all..
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She was married off at age 11 to the nephew of the local Ealdorman.
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They had a Mau-Mau exhumation.
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Remiss of me. Apologies.
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Nairobi's in Nigeria is it?
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Why did it take you 20 minutes to cum?
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Mostly, they come at night. Mostly.
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I heard that Madeleine McCanns parents sabotaged the helicopter.
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You play a lot of Call Of Duty, don't you.
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What's your last name Rob? I won't tell any of the others.
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Stop cunting about having a Ding moment.. .. A haunting in Norfolk part 2.
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I suspect the list of things you don't know is quite extensive.
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I think the best way for you to strike back at these Oral-B scum, would be to pop down to Boots, buy an Oral-B electric toothbrush, then buy a big hammer. Go home, place the electric toothbrush on a well lit table, set up a webcam, smash the end off of the toothbrush, and then stab yourself in the eye with the splintered plastic. Hit yourself frenziedly over the head with the hammer until your eye stops hurting. Don't forget to stream the video to cunts corner.
