Eric Cuntman

Even more disturbing if you misheard and your GP was calling you 'sugar bum' Oo-er

You didn't actually intend for the inclusion of the word 'blacklist' to be funny, did you?

I'm sure it will be a 'mixed race' cybercrossgenderwomanman with a missing limb and a speech impediment, and a habib.

I wouldn't object to being in favour of it.

If this doesn't bring Keith out of exile, nothing will.

Shergar bum is an anagram of hamburgers

I think now that she has cast doubt over the magnificence of your endowment, it would be appropriate to set the record straight with a gratuitous nob photo, or even a live action wank video, you could spunk in a bucket as an homage to frank. Personally, I think you're in there. All the antagonism and ribbing is just 'thrill of the chase' antics.

Paging @Cuntybaws. definitions for 'sarcasm' and 'irony' are required on the main forum.

It would be a good idea to make the gay activist who started all this shit, pay back the £500,000 that the case has cost the taxpayer. I'm sure the 'Rainbow people' who have so loudly supported this trivial fucking debacle would be happy to crowdfund the whiny little attention seeking maggot. And it would certainly dissuade the next entitled mincer, who decides to play the 'Look at me!' Game and start stamping their feet and demanding that the courts persecute anyone who disagrees with their perverse ideology.

Bad dog!

Have you still got my Ben 10 DVD?

Except for personal use.

It is a fucking dismal film. I wish I'd just watched Deadpool for the third time rather than watching Suicide Squad once. The writing was on the wall when Will Smith signed up.

So, does this mean you won't be letting Wolfie do a fuck with you?

This hatred of the English is certainly a recurring theme. He tries to imply that he's a connected old school Provo, with a dark past and a darker circle of friends, but I suspect his seething resentment stems from being a buck-toothed ginger spastic, whose applications to join the RUC and the Royal Irish regiment were turned down owing to flat feet and a low IQ.

For a horsefly. lol

I would have thought he'd prefer Lagos style shish kebab. Anything that involves being skewered and spit roasted by Africans.

How do you milk a sheep? launch the new iPhone

He didn't run the cunt over because as Commissioner, he's no longer a policeman, he's a politician, and he realised that as soon as the BBC and the Guardian got hold of the story, poor mr masood would be revealed to have a long history of mental illness, and the fact that he's gone berserk and stabbed people screaming "alahu akbar!" has absolutely nothing to do with him being Muslim, it's just a fucking coincidence that the last 1000 or so 'mentally ill' people who went berserk and killed people whilst shouting about allah, are all fucking Muslims too. Running him over would have been a cowardly attack on a vulnerable member of society. That's what he thought.. Me, I would have reversed back slowly with the door open so I could watch his cunting head go like a crimson coconut.

TAKE ME TO YOUR LEDA.

He looks like a lady swan, he's a Swanvestite

I've had a better idea. Fat, ugly sex dolls for men with low self esteem!

Absolutely. The 'No personal protective equipment' excuse doesn't wash. If I was that high up the ladder in the police I would have all the fucking weapons I could carry, including a Sig p226 and 3 spare magazines. There's got to be some perks to being a chief cuntstubble.

When the Germans arrived, French men built secret rooms to hide their geese, and hoped that the Nazis would be satisfied with raping the wives and daughters.

The best doctor by miles. And his vocal links made little Britain tolerable. @Cuntybaws yes I know he was in the 'Swiss Toni' one off special.