Eric Cuntman

The best example of artistic cuntery I can think of is Andy Warhol's film, 'sleep', which is 5 hours of footage of a bloke sleeping. Hailed as a work of genius by the beard stroking cunts you mention, but in reality, they know it's shit, but won't admit it for fear of appearing unsophisticated. It's the Emperors new clothes. In fact, the hordes of toadying cunts who swarmed around that spazzy little creep, perfectly demonstrates a lot of what's wrong with humanity. "Look, I've taken a photo of a paving slab! It's art".

Roy of the Rovers?

There are an awful lot more who are more academic than hands on, the authorities have tried to discourage 'rough types'. Which isn't very fucking helpful when the fists and bottles start flying. There are a few old schoolers who can still have a scrap, but getting rare. The laughable thing is that self defence and C&R techniques aren't even included in the SIA front line course, it's all about political correctness. Years ago, following a violent incident, the attending police officer advised me, "If you have to hit someone, make sure they're white."

I would add Cantona to your list of greats. Not just a brilliant footballer and a rarely smart cunt, but also the only known example of a Frenchman who isn't afraid of a punch up.

Bollocks! 30 years ago maybe, but now all doormen are registered and badged by the SIA, and subject to an annual DBS check, not to mention the fact that they are, on the whole, well known not only to the public but also on first name terms with 90% of the local uniform filth, as they are required to call them on an almost nightly basis. No 'bouncer' would get within a mile of that shit. They will probably know a lot of dodgy cunts who would, but that's a different story.

Comin' again to save the motherfuckin' day yeah!

I was just about to say the exact same thing. Sterling is a fucking waste of a shirt, he hasn't got the killer instinct of a striker, Lineker may be a cunt but he did have that ability to see a split second opportunity and score, sterling shits himself anytime he gets close. Useless fucking cunt. And he runs like a picaninny village idiot. A national embarrassment on multiple levels.

No, it's from 'Team America'. It's the phrase that the Muslim terrorists keep repeating. "DURKA DURKA MUHAMMED JIHAD!"

The tattooed white cunts will only be featured should they engage in hooliganistic behaviour, giving the BBC a perfect opportunity to illustrate how savage we all are compared to the peace loving Jihadis that the government welcomes back through customs, even though they know the cunts have just spent 2 months at a terrorist training camp in the Middle East. DURKA DURKA!

Definitely a bit of a cunt... Just like the clitoris he's proudly displaying.

Heard the one about the Jewish Kamikaze? Crashed his plane into his brother's scrapyard.

Potatoes are a bit of a sore point for the micks. Half their ancestors died because they forgot where they buried them.

I doubt we'll even win this one. Who gives a fuck anyway, it's not like a proper England team with names like Bobby, Geoff and Gordon. This multi-coloured bunch of cunts will probably be back here by Tuesday and continuing with the usual habits of the overpaid modern footballer... 3 lines off a mirror.

Do you want my Bentley? Nothing wrong with it, the ashtray's full and I can't be arsed to empty it so I'm going to buy a new one. Its free if you collect it and it will look the bollocks parked next to your 300 grand trawler at Deganwy.

"Where's da white women at?" The only English phrase known by the majority of Africans arriving at Heathrow.

Chopper wouldn't have stood for that shit.

Not a lot fucking better.

Mound of shit.

I bet you are the type of snivelling little cowardly bastard who would go out poisoning animals. I hope you get caught and end up in jail, being viciously gang raped by a pack of crackhead bred'ren, I can picture your contorted little Flid face straining as the 15th dose of negro spunk gets injected into your colon. kill yourself before it happens. wanker

You should act on those feelings. Pop out and strangle a few dogs, German shepherds, Rottweilers and Bull terriers particularly enjoy being strangled and never put up any resistance. Let us know how you get on.

How do you break Stevie Wonder's neck? Speed up the music.

Sounds like an alcohol rant.

I missed that. What did he say?

No, nothing like that, I might just give up all this, walk the earth, get in adventures an shit. get me some of that Royale with cheese.

You should be under no illusions, since the reintroduction of a leader board, the clique has become a trinity, they can't afford to spread the 'like' allotment too thinly. I can't compete as a lone operator, the Cartel doesn't really exist, I invented it to get on Penelope's tits. Once I'm gone, the top 3 slots will only ever be occupied by Decs, Bill and Bubba. You're a Ronin now Luke.