Eric Cuntman

You sound like the wing officer for c-category at brixton nick.

Be quiet you ridiculous horse.

Think about it Luke, if a person considers their fellow contributors to be lucid 1% of the the time, and that person is, as you say only lucid themselves 5% of the time, then surely, by their own admission, their fellow contributors must be actually lucid 20% of the time. numbers don't lie.

You've completely missed my point by reiterating it verbatim. Both extremes are as bad as each other, demonstrated perfectly by Antifa, an organisation which seeks to right the wrongs of fascism by essentially becoming fascists, i.e. Bashing in the skulls of those who disagree with them. i like you Luke, but you would do well to take into account the capacity of others to utilise irony in the same way as you yourself do.

Odd isn't it that when left wingers are criticising right wingers for using stock phraseology and cliched right wing ideology, they all use stock phraseology and cliched left wing ideology in the process.

Diane Abbott

I blame Neville fucking Bartoz.

To be honest, I find the slow, over accentuated way he speaks and his shifty eye movements, more than a little bit creepy. 'Look at me, aren't I eccentric?' ugly fucking ginger cunt. His country life butter adverts made me bilious.

Wrong thread.

Afua Hirsch will probably be in the running. Unless my prayers are answered and the racist, man hating cunt gets raped and set on fire by a pack of crack n***az.

My mates girlfriend confided in me that she suspects he may be a pervert. I told her straight, ''what the fuck do you know? You're only 9"

ED-209, perfect analogy.

I can tell you're missing Albert.

You're absolutely fucking paralytic on a Monday.

That's what I thought.

The Bronski Beatles.

Restraining order = Playing hard to get.

It appears that @Neil has some competition for the Mills & Boon award for romantic fiction this year.

I remember the comment about the uber fit bird in his office, whose arse he slapped, and she absolutely loved it.

Drew wants to cum all over Snatch. and it's not even Tuesday.

You should've known better.

You sick fuck!

Alright, calm the fuck down. I wasn't about to launch into a dewy eyed dissertation of early 20th century coal mining heroes.

Alan Evans was a fucking brilliant darts player. credit where it's due.

Reported for using a photo of Albert as an avatar.