Eric Cuntman

Uncanny! I was going to suggest that you became VALDEZ'S TESTICLES. You would then be in a position to provide an accurate report as to when he was cumming.

It defies belief that they can say that an explosive device, left to detonate in a public place is NOT believed to be an act of terrorism. It doesn't matter whether the perpetrators are ISIS, Greenpeace or the fucking 'Free Rolf Harris' campaign, planting a bomb is an act of terrorism, no ifs, no buts. Our police are an absolute fucking disgrace. It'll probably be a cover up, based on the fact that the cunt who did it has been on a 'watch list' for the past year, and plod have failed to do anything yet again.

A suspicious package has exploded, injuring a few people at a London Underground station. The lying fucking police are releasing statements to the effect that, "they do not believe the incident to be terror related". What the fucking fuck! Any bomb left to explode in a public place is fucking terror related in one way or another. Or perhaps it was just one of those bombs that normal people carry around every day and was simply misplaced, a child's entry to his schools science fair 'bomb competition' maybe. Ffs! We've reached a level of PC media manipulation that will soon see an incident of a Muslim man, running around London, stabbing and shooting people being described as "not believed to be terror related" I eagerly await the explanation of the bomb detonation, I'm sure it will turn out to be a misplaced shopping bag, containing one of those bombs that they sell in Waitrose. The police seem to think everybody's as thick as they clearly are.

I've lost count of the number of times you've posted the Rocky video, heralding your triumphant return to greatness. That hasn't really happened either, frank.

Did you notice the 'bye' at the end of my last post?

Since you've returned from the cooler, after your spectacular meltdown, I have pretty much left you alone, but you just can't leave me alone can you? @Roadkill has got you worked out to a tee. creepy little obsessed troll. I think the majority of members on here have worked out that the best way to get rid of you, is to simply ignore you. bye.

You offered me out, by PM. You need a good memory to be a successful bullshit artist.

I've smoked it on and off throughout the years, and it has never led me to try anything else. I did go through that phase in my late teens early twenties where I started building contraptions to smoke it with, hubbly bubbly pipes etc'. In short, I don't think cannabis leads to other drugs. But I firmly believe it leads to DIY.

I think there's a hint of mongoloid about her.

Be fair Stubbs. Australia gave us the worlds greatest ever sport, Aussie rules football, they chuck a ball around for a few minutes, then have a brutal 10 minute punch up, then repeat until the end. Fucking brilliant entertainment.

Plugged into technology as soon as they're out of nappies, as you say, no encouragement to go out and actually do something. A child was famously asked 'where do eggs come from?', the little Flid replied, 'Tesco'.

I saw her talking about the competition in general at the weekend. Her genius analysis of England's campaign was as follows.. "what England need to do, is raise the standard of their game to the same or higher standard as the best teams if they want to win" utter fucking cunt.

Quality

Out of likes. But I love you, and you can use my fully adjustable shower head whenever you like.

Out of likes Piston, but I know exactly what you're on about. The stab vest market is a literal minefield and your best bet is to opt for a triple rated American job. Brand name 'Kevlar second chance' seems to be the flavour of the month, but I don't know anyone quite stupid enough to test it to destruction by running into a wall with a bayonet pointed at their heart.

Out of licks, but I lick this.

No. Which I know is a ridiculous mitigative statement, coming from someone who's just admitted pissing their boxers in the name of product testing. But in my defence, a brass knuckle duster is a guaranteed deal, but when you've just paid £60 for an ambiguous black box, you get curious as to whether it does what it's supposed to.

You're in.

For the sake of accuracy, I have Tazered 3 people, the first was myself, to make sure it worked. And I'm not ashamed to say, it was fucking horrible and some wee- wee came out.

After extensive studies, I have concluded that the best way to send Albert into the abyss, is to let him step off the edge of his own accord. Try not to kill him though, I'm hoping to recruit him to the Cartel, because Pen will inevitably follow and we need someone to make sandwiches. thanks

What's this fucking 'oooooooh' shit Albert? For fucks sake, when engaging an opponent of Bill's calibre, you need to deploy heavier artillery than a faggy Alan Carr audience intro. Come out of this on top, and I may allow you to join the Cartel.

Don't pretend that you don't care. Coy little like teasing slut.

Point taken. And as far as the all time leader board that you were just bragging about on another thread, you appear to be in no position to brag. I'm above you. Fuck off.

I know, but remember, as an autonomous penis, you could only wear one chap. Perhaps made from a sperm whale foreskin, like Queequeg's disco skirt.

Good lad, but don't try and tell me that being referred to as "chap" wouldn't have got on your tits just a little bit.