Eric Cuntman
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My next door neighbour, Paul, nice bloke I've always got on with, has just knocked on my door, fuming after an encounter with our local constabulary. He got stopped on a random police check initiative. It wasn't that he got stopped that annoyed him, he had only popped to the Co-op to get some shopping, it was the ridiculous language that incensed him. The cop's initial approach was, "alright chap, where are you coming from and where are you going?". Who the fuck addresses anyone as "chap"? As a 25 year veteran of dealing with actual criminal cunts, if that wanker had approached me with that intro', I would have tazered the prick, kicked him in the head, and left him dribbling like a spastic in some cunts front garden. "Alright chap" wanker.
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Sorry bby. AC/DC, (Bon Scott era). Hope that saves our tattered relationship.
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No, I'm not him either.
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Well, it beats the shit out of One Direction, staring insipidly at the camera and doing 'homeboy gestures'. And bollocks to Diversity as well, washed up one trick pony cunts, getting excited about how many females they're going to fuck at Butlins this summer. Bring back Motley Crue.
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I know he's karked it, I would have no fear of him. I'm not Neville fucking Bartoz.
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Have a like for the video, but I have to admit, in defence of Australia, any country that produced Paul Hogan and Chopper Read can't be all bad, both of those are high up on my list of cunts that I'd like to go to the pub with.
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Well... yes. They were no strangers to cheesiness and hype, but top entertainment compared to what passes for showmanship now. What astonishes me, is that if you mention Kiss to the average cunt in the street, the only band member they're aware of is Gene Simmonds. It was Paul Stanley that had the stage presence and rock star demeanour, Simmonds was just the disgusting, creepy pervert stood to his left.
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I thought that a videon might be an audio visual, condensed DVD version of the bible, left in hotel rooms by odd people wearing corduroy.
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@Ape, so, have we got a videon?
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I take it you're talking about when Kiss released 'I was made for loving you baby'? That song always sounds like it should have been done by Leif Garrett.
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At first glance, this cunt appears to be on the right track, objecting to ridiculous, 'right on' PC populist legislation. However, at second glance, he appears to object to absolutely everything, possibly before he even knows what he's objecting to. I cannot see why anyone would object to legislation designed to protect and improve the treatment of animals, the only truly innocent and helpless citizens of the planet. I suspect the square headed cunt is simply an attention seeking freak. This is what happens when brothers get their sisters pregnant. I hope he gets collared for noncing, he looks the type.
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Cunts who blame everything in life on a ‘tragic’ event
Eric Cuntman replied to Bubba C's topic in The Corner
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No, you're thinking of Craig Cash, the bloke from watching was Paul Bown. I had to look it up though, they do share that gormless demeanour.
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Yep, bad enough they thought that birdwatching could be made into entertainment, but managed to find a complete drip for the lead role.
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When she was in that sitcom about birdwatching, I know exactly what you mean. That must've been early 90s though.
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You're very welcome. I hope you are well.
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Of course you have. You care so little, that you didn't even notice being coolered because you were leaving to go on holiday at the precise moment you were in the middle of an epic meltdown. How cavalier and nonchalant. idiot
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Pen, Albert has bombarded me with 10 'cunt button' awards tonight. I think he's obsessed with me. I bet when he returns, I can make him swallow his own tongue, in a Hannibal Lector stylee.
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The love interest will be the two Filipino ladyboy cleaners. They will get their own spin-off show, covering the 'wedding' and subsequent honeymoon, probably presented by Rylan Clark or that cunt off Coronation Street that minces around, flapping his hands and saying, "oooh". As for the hospital show, expect lots of editing out of English staff and lots of footage of elderly white patients, singing the praises of Nigerian nurses and Muslim doctors. All going to show how lovely and chocolate boxey multiculturalism really is. more PC wank to avoid.
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She's fucking lovely, manages to be classy and common at the same time.
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Didn't like it much. I did like the police sitcom series 'Operation Good Guys'. That was the same lot, minus Ray Winstone and Jude Law.
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Haddock sluice...one of my finest moments.
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Sean Pertwee made that film, "Why do we not have the big fucking guns!? I fucking told you to get some longs!"
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That's his level. Jabbing away at the cunt button like a spastic. I've had 8 so far. cooler meltdown
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And David Niven, one of David Stirling's original elite squad, that later became the SAS. As for modern day screen hard cunts. I would nominate William Scully, former SAS trooper who won the QGM for successfully defending a Middle Eastern hotel against several hundred goat shaggers with 3 colleagues, he's only done a few bits of acting, most famously played 'Bill' in ' Love, Honour and Obey'.
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