Eric Cuntman

I reckon that gold coffin has long since been melted down into Rolex bezels by his people. It's what he'd have done.

Bone spurs. Very debilitating.

Good. I'll see if I can 'cash her ousside'

Is it legal to spunk all over Danielle Bregoli's tits yet?

I'm glad you mentioned #metoo. every other woman in the world is screaming 'rape!' as soon as a (white) man looks at them, yet they're all wetting their nickers over the 'fifty shades' books, which depict a young woman being manipulated and abused by a sociopathic nonce. Women in general, really are thick, self contradictory cunts. And they stink of halibut.

To be honest Bill, although i would prefer him in the chair to the 'woman of colour' who will inevitably be president in 6 months time when Biden the Trojan horse steps down, Trump is a fucking idiot. He didn't become a billionaire under his own steam, he inherited it all. And if he'd just left it in a high interest account, there would be more money than he's managed to make by playing at being a tycoon. He's a cunt. But still preferable to the pack of racist, feral BLM lunatics waiting in the wings.

Or rizlas.

Decs already did this. 1/10

In your own particular... idiom.

Did you know that 'Echo' cooking butter is really nice on toast? Funny the things you find out by accident when you're a skint teenager.

Cromwell was a cunt.

It's what needs to happen. Literally a handful, i.e. About 4 or 5 thousand cunts with a bit of arsehole would be enough for the police to walk away. Kill the fucking lot of them. Every single lying, self serving corrupt maggot in parliament needs culling and their heads mounted on the railings at Westminster. Then Jeremy Clarkson could form a new government.

Monkey tennis?

He returned to the hive.

In that case, familiarise yourself with the work of Claus Von Bulow.

Wait for it.... Ithangyow.

Don't spoil it Bill. Frank was reeling DC in with his 'port in a storm' friendship routine, I was quite looking forward to the money shot.

Omnishambles. Now that should be included in the dictionary.

If you try writing it in English, he might understand.

This might actually work.

Their correct name is: 'knickerbockers'. you filthy, deviant tranny cunt.

'Where's Willy?'* *drops mic, turns dismissively from audience.

The patron Saint of gearbox designers.

I've been overusing three dot ellipses to annoy Frank.

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